Hot Horny Girls Instead of Idol's 13th Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, March 09, 2009 at 10:39 AM EDT
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Jim at DialIdol found out something hilarious that will inevitably affect this week's Idol show. When the producers set out to make their top 13, did they not realize they would need 13 phone numbers for people to call? 1-866-IDOLS-## is the general format for the number, but Idol only owns phone numbers 01-12. If you dial 1-866-IDOLS-00 or 1-866-IDOLS-13, you get a phone sex line that has "hot horny girls." A lot of parents are going to be angry if their child mistakenly dials the wrong number! Though Idol seems to be all about the sex this year, with the jokes and innuendos at an all time high (mostly Kara's fault).

So if Idol apparently doesn't have a 13th number, but they plan on having 13 contestants, are we going to have some lame twist where the judges save one of them or something? How many times can Idol jump the shark in one season?

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GlamPrincess
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 10:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: bottom

Ryan is probably still standing in that picture !

What a trainwreck from all sides tomorrow will be - cant wait !

Rebel
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hidden from view

I jokingly thought that Idol needs to copy survivor and have an immunity idol...maybe my goofball though is not that far off the mark.

The contestants will be stranded one at a time in the toughest part of Beverly Hills, along the way they can try to find the immunity idol. :-) (It would have to be someplace safe, as the producers would not want to put Ryan or the video staff at risk by putting them in a real dangerous place.

Realistically this is probably what will happen

After watching all 13 performances, the judges will decide who they felt the best, and that person is safe from elimination, and the 13th performer will get the available number

or

one of the choosen one will get the oddball number, and if they get the least amount of votes, TPTB will deam that they were at an unfair advantage with having an oddball number, and thus get to stay.

Truth46
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:15 AM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Boston

Ha ha ha. Wow. Just goes to show that Idol can't get away with a Top 13. Anyways, they're going to make it seem like they planned on doing something sketchy, like saving or eliminating, even though the producers shit their pants after Idol needed another girl, thus adding the 13th person. I am laughing right now at the stupidity of the producers. Seriously, they'll find a lame way to deal with this, and pretend it is 100% planned, but the producers/judges are just idiots for adding the 13th.

Moxie
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:16 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

Maybe the dueling pianists will do a duet and will share a number. If you want them on the tour, vote for them. If you think they'll be an encumbrance, don't.

Truth46
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:18 AM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Boston

BUT we are forgetting that they give out the numbers after each contenstant, meaning that they couldn't give out the numbers after each person, which would ruin the show. They would require the producers to already know who was safe so they could give us the number recap clip. Which would not suprise me.

I'm just confused how they could do the saving without having the idolists hold up their hands showing us the number..?

TFB
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:28 AM Reply with quote
Location: Lower Alabama

GAWD!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Priceless!!!! Ok, just a guess here - but really - the "voting" at this stage of the game is mostly (if not completely) a joke anyway. My guess is they will have some sort of deal where less than 13 people are subject to voting - either an "immunity" for one of the clear judge favorites (as noted above) - or maybe give 4-6 people they like best a "Pass" and only have voting on the rest.

Just a guess.

Outside shot - they read this post today and immediately rushed out and bought another set of 13 numbers - say, or example - 1-866-01-IDOLS etc..

GlamPrincess
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: bottom

Maybe they will give someone a ZERO - how cool would that be !

rraws
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 11:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

hahaha that is priceless....I can image it now idol tards and gaspy fans getting some phone sex LOL

Great Bear
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 12:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

At last! Something entertaining from voting, instead of, "Thank you for voting for contestant X." I may have to vote for contestant 13 just to see what I get on the other end of the phone.

CandyGirl1411
Posted: 3/9/2009 at 2:30 PM Reply with quote

00 is also taken. Someone tested them out and all numbers from 13-99 are owned by the same company. Haha.

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