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Cutie1234
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:09 AM
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Location: Compton
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First.. Man I just saw that on TMZ an was laughing my butt off.. Poor thing
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CougarDroppings
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:19 AM
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Location: Up North
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Take note Alexis . . . this will be your next job . . .
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badger
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:25 AM
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Location: Tulsa, Okla,
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Remember, future wannabe Idols, this is what happens after you're done on the show.
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runuts251
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:29 AM
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I wonder if she kissed it too...
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tantrum
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:32 AM
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Location: WV
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I think that's not too bad, just be careful about herpes.
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TheDancingCookie
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:35 AM
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Location: The Isle of Hate
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Wow, Plantson's face is HUGE! It's like Jupiter collided with Saturn to create a mega-planet and that planet formed her face. That said, her being Bimberly's desperate, snivelling bff actually made me feel sorry for her. Then I remembered how much I despise Plantson and the pity evaporated. Oh and Caldwell, your fifteen minutes are not only up, they've expired like fetid milk left out in the sun for two days. Go away!
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Salvatore_Monella
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:56 AM
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Location: Massachusetts
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When Megan gets booted off, maybe Carly and her can do the "Outrageous Right Arm Tattoo Tour" together.
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Disillusioned-and-Disturbed
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 10:56 AM
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Location: Canada
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aaaaahhhh.. but it says that she's an "Amateur Butt Cleaner"... do you think that she gets minimum wage for that particular job?
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Pieces_Of_Trash
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 12:21 PM
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Pimps Up, Hoes Down
Location: holed up in the compound
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Bitch does not have ANY shame. If it had been anyone else I would've been surprised...but somehow when I read it was her....i was not surprised one bit at all. ...and Cuntwell??? of all people. Not like it was Kelly or Carrie...it is FUCKING CUNTWELL.
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Analog_Kid
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Posted: 3/12/2009 at 1:52 PM
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Location: Middletown
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With a lot of hard work and sacrifice, she can be promoted to boot-licker.
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So while we still haven't brought you a single update about Carly Smithson's career post-Idol (because there hasn't been one since no one wants her to make music), we do have an update from TMZ that is pretty funny. So what does Carly do nowadays? Well she's now moonlighting as Kimberly Caldwell's personal butt cleaner. Oh, Carly. The saddest part is that you're now at the level of desperation of Kim Caldwell since you elect to hang out with her. That's even worse than you were before. Another epic failure moment, brought to you by Carly Smithson. 
