votefortheuuhh...
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 9:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: wisconsin

wow adam im sure your amazing freckles will get you far... hahaha i bet hes ginger under all that hair dye and makeup! maybe that would explain it

Yowsers
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 9:53 AM Reply with quote

I'm a Gokey fantard, but you guys just kill me! I bust a gut laughing everytime I read your criticism on this guy!

Yowsers
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 9:57 AM Reply with quote

Oh, Lordy. I think it is pretty obvious that Danny's wife married him because of farting noises coming out of his mouth. I can make farting noises come out of my lips. Just not the ones I eat with.

t-mo
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 10:08 AM Reply with quote
Location: Looking for a magic rainbow (I hate those friggin' things)

Awww, they had to cut out Alexis's special talent--having babies out of wedlock--WHORE! And I love the fact that Matt "Dueling Pianos Bar" Giraud ( I hate those fucking places ) can only mock another contestant--NICE!!!1

MLLASH
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 10:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis

Wow! Matt sure was being cunty! Maybe he's all pissed because Adam turned down his advances!

itchy
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 10:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Olympus

Heh, it's obvious Hokey's wife died laughing.

Now, Megan's tongue...yet another reason to keep her around for as long as possible.

Idoltard
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 10:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: Los estados unidos

Jesus, no wonder Gokey's wife died.

thefunnystone
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 10:43 AM Reply with quote
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Matt's was funny. It was 100% accurate. :)

And Adam's trying WAY too hard with his "special talent" of herpes (not freckles) all over his body and being the "boy next door". What a canned answer.

tala
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 11:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: Action Heights, IL

More proof of how completely boring this group is, hahaha.

Whisp
Posted: 3/15/2009 at 12:13 PM Reply with quote
Asshole Patrol...Woo! Location: Magic Pants, 'Chile!

What kind of retarded shit was that? I liked it much better when the finalists were cloistered and not allowed to see the light of day until the show was over.

Matt is a douche.

Deadwife is actually a retarded 8 year old.

Lil's toes would not be able to hold up that ass.

Oil Rigger thinks he actually has a voice to save.

I don't even remember what Loser Viola player said.

Maybe Glamberts freckles were painted on by his BFF, that's why its a talent.

Megan can use those toungue tricks on me anytime.

What is Anoops talent? Eyebrow dancing?

What is Alexis' talent? Playing dress up?

I don't even remember 2 people. What an exciting cast.

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