Well Here's One Idol Whose Album Cover Isn't Photoshopped

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 6:41 AM EDT
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In a world full of Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson photoshopped album covers, at least we can rely on Ruben Studdard to appear on his album realistically. But for the record, Rube, you might want to keep yourself off your covers. Scaring people doesn't sell albums. Nothing against ya, big guy, but you know. Not a flattering image.

AATFC
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 7:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: Nevada

I know he's praying, but I can't get the thought out of my head that he's saying grace, and is about to eat an entire turkey.

FairyFeller
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 7:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

"Lord, please let me drop none of this moose I'm about to inhale"

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 9:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Are you kidding me? Ruben is hot! Don't listen to the naysayers, R! Let me sit on your lap and I'll give you something to pray for!

redpaperwhale
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 12:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Why? So you come steal my aluminum siding? No sir, not again.

Good thing he signed the cover - at first I thought it was Shaquille O'Neil doing his "Shaq-fu" thing on the movie poster for "KAZAAM!"

whattheheck
Posted: 3/23/2009 at 12:46 AM Reply with quote

Not only do I not see anything wrong with the cover, but I think Ruben is one of the best singers ever on AI. Sorry, most about AI is laughable, but not Ruben. His voice is gorgeous.

Chrysoloras
Posted: 3/23/2009 at 7:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: Alabama

That is what I thought too. When I scrolled down this morning to see if there were any new articles since Friday my exact thoughts were "Why the hell is Shaq on the VFTW site?" Then I read the caption. Lol.

Tropics500
Posted: 3/23/2009 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: Palm Beach FL

Is this a gospel album? It just seems odd to be praying on the cover if it's R&;B. Actually, I think he'd do well in gospel (if he's religous like that). Ruben's a big boy, but that does not make him Luther Vandross (RIP). He has a nice enough voice, but I always feel like he's singing in slow motion. Step up the beat dude!

Tropics500
Posted: 3/23/2009 at 5:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: Palm Beach FL

Is this a gospel album? It just seems odd to be praying on the cover if it's R&;B. Actually, I think he'd do well in gospel (if he's religous like that). Ruben's a big boy, but that does not make him Luther Vandross (RIP). He has a nice enough voice, but I always feel like he's singing in slow motion. Step up the beat dude!

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 3/23/2009 at 5:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

He's praying that God makes him gay so he can love me.

sat_owl
Posted: 3/23/2009 at 8:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: Indonesia

That album cover scares me.....a lot! It's like something made out of a televangelist ceremony that told it's worshiper to do mass suicide because the end of the world is coming......and Ruben is the leader of that cult.

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