David Cook Calls Out His Idiot, Obsessive Fans

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 2:46 PM EDT
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The crazier fans of David Cook, who make videos like the one above we found on Idletard (that's just ridiculous. Pull back the layers of fat and get laid, ladies), have finally pushed David to the point where he feels the need to call them out. David posted in a blog:

"I have to address some behavior that has become disturbing. We pride ourselves on being accessible to you as fans, but in contrast, we do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. To that end, the efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.

I hope this doesn't come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up. Take care and see you at the next show."

In other words: You crazy 40 year old women who are stalking David... get a fucking life and behave like adults, you sick fucks. Thanks to topidol for the tip.


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i_Rule_Live_With_It
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 2:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Pluto

Lol.

Suck It.
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screaminmeammies
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 3:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wandering around aimlessly

Ewwwww!!!! Dizgusting!! I'm gonna go Lysol my mouth now the thought is so creepy.

And what's with the "royal" we/our/us? His head was fat enough when competing. If it gets any bigger, it'll explode.

Those women need to get a life--or at least some good taste.

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TheUnwanted
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 3:36 PM Reply with quote

If I was him, I would be angry too if I dreamed my whole life of threesomes and foursomes with playboy-level groupies, then I went out my dressing room door and saw herds of disgusting farm animals grazing. He still probably tapped some cow ass when he was drunk and lonely.

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sueby
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 4:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Boston

Dammit, 'cause I'm 40 (actually, I am; stop snickering, it's just a fact), and I had every intention of stalking Cook but now I can't.

(BTW, he's on Idol a week from Wednesday, which gives you a reason to watch the results show or at least DVR it. He gets his platinum record framed or something after he sings and gives it to his mom. Love his mom.)

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

They were attaching things to the bus? Like what? Bugs? Tracking devices?
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VelvetElvis
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 4:10 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

"get a fucking life and behave like adults, you sick fucks."

Seems like this line could apply to 95% of the people who spend more than a couple of hours a week obsessed with this stupid TV show.
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Smartie
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 4:25 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Sueby why are you tarding over his MOTHER? Step away from the computer and give it a break.
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Cyanide
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 4:49 PM Reply with quote
Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy

Oh my God, that video makes my skin crawl. If I were Cook I would go after those sick bitches with both barrels.
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Moxie
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 5:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

I love the disclaimer on the video. What better way to get kids to watch it than to say not to. ;)

I'm wondering what David (or his publicist) meant by "the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy". Hmm...is this something simple like added security, or is he planning to take out restraining orders on his fans??
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Bibulus
Posted: 3/22/2009 at 5:29 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Location: In a Van down by the River

...calm down Cook, you just have to play Misty a few more times and be patient; most of the herd is stampeding to Milwaukee this season. Stay indoors a few more weeks and you won't get gored.
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