David Archuleta was supposed to show up for an after-concert party in Idaho this week, but decided to not go, according to an article in the Standard Journal. Was he scared of a frauen stampede after reading David Cook's blog, or is he just a jerk off? Probably both. In the article, Jason Clark, a sophomore at Brigham Young University-Idaho, said he was extremely upset and felt "cheated" when Gaspy didn't show. The reason why Jason thinks Gaspy is someone worth paying $10 a ticket to meet is unclear, but Jason may be suffering from a psychological condition known as idiocy. Overall though, bad move alienating the few people who still like you that are under 40, Gaspy. But at least there will be more room for the cow-sized frauen at his upcoming concerts.