Yay for Steve Wozniak!

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 5:29 PM EDT
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While we don't have an official campaign to vote for him, we do encourage you to vote for Steve Wozniak if you're watching Dancing with the Stars. Many of our message board members have been doing so, and Steve has survived again this week even though he's making a total mockery of the competition! Sweetness. The judges gave him a 4, 3, and 3 to try to get rid of him, but it didn't work. Suck it, judges. We know they'll just give him a 2 next week to put the final nail in his coffin, but try to support Steve if you watch that God awful show. The Worsters who watch will keep on votin'!

FenderBender
Posted: 3/24/2009 at 5:35 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

I am officially a Woz Wormtard!!!!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 3/24/2009 at 6:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

I have voted for him the maximum times after every performance. And the raw score doesn't matter-- all that matters is relative placement. It makes no difference if he's in last with the judges by 1 point or 1000 points. What really saves his fat ass is relative placement in viewer voting. He got the lowest judges score of all time this week I think, but he didn't even have to do the bottom 2 dance-off. Amazing. Of course, the longer it goes on, the harder it will be to stave off elimination since I don't see him getting too many of the fantard votes of the eliminated people-- shades of Clorky. Speakling of Clorky, they were outstanding in the piece they did previewing next week's dances-- funny as hell.

Go Woz! Computer geeks of the world unite!!

P,S,-- As crappy as DWTS is, it's still orders of magnitude better than AI-- especially the results shows. No contest there.

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Myndrunner
Posted: 3/24/2009 at 6:22 PM Reply with quote
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YAYNESS! That's awesome! DWTS may have to go to the American Idol format of rigging the outcomes.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 3/24/2009 at 6:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

I'm not sure it's not rigged. But at least the judges have some accountability and the scoring/voting system is a little more transparent.

strawman
Posted: 3/24/2009 at 7:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

That's hilarious, never watched the show, but near the beginning of the video it looked like, while doing the quickstep last week, he was wearing nerd-glasses with tape on them??? That's just too funny.

Bibulus
Posted: 3/24/2009 at 9:23 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Location: In a Van down by the River

The Big Wozerm was ever so close to breaking Master P's once-thought-untouchable EIGHT!

...since without him this is the most boring cast ever and he's obviously going to pull out at some point "due to injury", the producers would be better off preempting him and letting Chloris 'find parking' on stage during his Samba. At least if they liked ratings and such.

Jaydee

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 3/25/2009 at 1:56 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

I loved Denise Richards 'bitch' face after she was voted off...lol

I loved it. best DWTS moment this season so far. I hope he brings it every week.

Moxie
Posted: 3/25/2009 at 3:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

When they announced the cast for DWTS this season I decided not to watch because I knew I couldn't sacrifice that many hours of my life to watch people I care nothing for...dance of all things. I can appreciate Steve Wozniak being this year's de facto, if not de jure, Worster pick though, having seen his pink boa performance on YouTube.

To help those of you out who are voting, you can try my trick for voting for Clorky (unless they have upgraded their technology to close the loopholes). I started 35 abc.com accounts, only a few of which have legitimate e-mail addresses attached to them. Just make sure you say gmail.com or something else that exists as the host for the account. Then I discovered, quite accidentally, that if you cast all your votes for an account in Explorer then switch to Firefox, you can vote all over again. For every new browser, a net set of votes! Nice, huh? I didn't figure it out in time for us to save Clorky, but perhaps you can use it to save Mr. Wozniak for another week or two.

Have fun voting! :)

http://www.votefortheworst.com/20081028/you_still_have_3_hours_vote_clorky

TheDawg
Posted: 3/25/2009 at 3:14 AM Reply with quote

He's gone by next week because they are getting rid of two people.

SteubieGirl09
Posted: 3/25/2009 at 3:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: USA

I am SO a Woztard.

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