There is Nothing Homoerotic About Kris Allen

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, March 29, 2009 at 8:15 AM EDT
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Since Kris is giving us absolutely nothing to talk about other than his monkey faces, we figure these pictures might at least get people to say something about him. Credit to Kris AlleNation for the links. There is absolutely nothing homoerotic about Kris Allen... except for the fact that he likes putting his junk on other dudes in pictures. We're sure the frauen are already getting horny over this because they're strange.


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Ssssophiie
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 8:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: Toronto, Ontario

i heard him and adam are room mates, that should be fun
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risemix
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 8:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Florida

"i heard him and adam are room mates, that should be fun"

You should update the news article with this. Hahahaha.
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Franklin
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 8:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: Connecitcut

Now I know why he set off my gaydar big time. LOL.

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risemix
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 8:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: Florida

This dude is too sweet to be straight anyway.
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 8:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Which one is he??? I can't tell the mopes apart without a program.
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Idoltard
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Los estados unidos

I was kind of wondering about the whole Adam-as-a-roomie dealio. Like, would all the guys be too freaked out that he would rape them in the night? But they can't really let him room with the girls either. I guess Kris lost a bet or something.

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MLLASH
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 9:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis

Kris &; the cowboy = YUM!
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Mulishass
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 9:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Sticks

That's Kris in the green shirt, yes? At first glance, it looks like his tongue is touching striped-shirt guy's ear.

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adam_atrophy
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 9:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, IL

I bet Kris sleeps with one eye open.
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MLLASH
Posted: 3/29/2009 at 9:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis

Yes, so he can quickly roll over when Adam FINALLY comes for him! HOT!!!!
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