Shoutout to Allison Iraheta for CAWing

For her honorary caw caw to the coo coo bird Megan, I voted that Allison with her cancer kazoo vocals be the VFTW pick.

No, just kidding.... I feel like I have to cough up MY phlegm when I hear Allison sing. Or speak. Or laugh. I voted for Scotty Mac - when Seacrest grabbed Scotty's arm and said "here, let me PULL you to the couches" I thought how beautifully insensitive.... AI has NO CLUE how to deal with Scotty Mac anymore. He's a good piano player, makes me - as blithering Paula said - "forget his challenge..." and he will absolutely sell 800 records for 19 entertainment. No dancefloor hits, no rocking live concerts, no sold out houses to hear Bruce Hornsby and Billy Joel covers. No broadway acts, no TV series, no movies... nothing. That is exactly what AI deserve from this god-awful season, a recording, media pimping, and live performing nightmare - GO SCOTTY MAC....

Well she kind of had to Megan told her to on mike when she hugged her good-bye! lol

Now....if we could just get rid of Kara and Randy the show might actually be entertaining. I have a challange for Randy and Kara

1. Randy, you are a middle aged guy.......can you for once, just nod and smile or wave to the crowd when they introduce you and not make a peace sign or go "YEAH BOY!" You aren't in a Kid and Play movie from the late 80's and you look stupid.

2. Kara, try giving real critiques, "we wan't more of you" isn't legitimate, niether is telling people not to sing Mariah, then telling them TO sing Mariah, Mariah can't stay on any one note and those runs etc... that you are so impressed with are mostly used to disguise voices that don't sound good if they stay on melody for long periods you pretentious idiot. Lastly, when you are all hunched down with your head hanging low it basically looks like Eyore is judging. You obviously have no real advice to give, but can't you please do a better job of faking it?

3. Oh and Paula....just keep doing what you're doing, the frozen Botox face combined with whatever is in your pill closet is fantastic...but do stop interupting Simon, after all he's pretty much the only one on the panel with anything to say.

I just reviewed the video. It seems to me that the Cawl out over Seagull came from Anoop -- he was still mik'd and when he turned around after getting to the coach he seemed to be cupping his hands as if he was to Caw! Caw! I'm thinking it sounded more like him than Allison. Thoughts to ponder.

!VFTW VICTORY!

Allison always my fav..she can si ng, but she need our support..

she doesn't get pimped like some other fakers....

I totally love Allison

Anoop might have done a caw or two, but when Allison was doing it she was flapping her arms like mad!!! I'm guessing that if she is'nt the new VFTW pick the judges will quickly be throwing her under the bus as well for her shananagens last night. I'm not sure I get all of the haters trying to make Megan out to be a snob or anything less than great. She got it, she understood how the show works and what a farce it truly is. Was she laughing in the face of the judges every chance she got?? Sure, because it was just as funny to us as it was to her at how totaly piss ignorant the whole mess is... I don't doubt they use the popular vote for eleminations.. It's the shameless means the producers go to in order to meet their ends. When one person sings a certain song a certain way they go out of their way to praise them, or bring their kids on the stage to pander pitty votes, yet when another does the exact same thing they dig a hole fill it with dirt, and stomp it down in an effort to affect the voting. I honestly think we should throw the VTFW weight in Allisons court as I really feel like the show is going to target her next because of her support for Megan last night, that and she openly gave us the Caw with the Flapping arms. Anoop has really dissapointed me since the early promise he showed.. The blind cat (don't remember his name, sorry!!) has shown some VFTW flashes, but mostly it's the crap the people do around him that is amusing, (pink pants, leading him around like a puppy, making the poor bastard try to dance in the group number while making him try to lipsynch as well!!), he's not trying to amuse us, he's just the puppet in the show for our amusment. With Megan gone, Allison is the only one that I think will do her own thing and not give a shit about the outcome, which is what we truly want right?? Plus I still cant get over her telling Paula "well at least I'm not cutting myself"!!! Not as high quality as what Megan gave us, but quality none-the-less..

Don't forget that she flapped her hands in a birdlike fashion too when she was sent to the bottom three. I found it hilarious when she greeted the chair with "Hello, familiar chair" as well.

Like Megan, Allison doesn't take this entire thing too seriously, and that makes her beyond awesome.

Allison seems like a genuinely nice person and to be able to sing on a national stage as a teen has to be a good experience for her, even if she has no intention of going on to be a recording artist, it's still has to be good for a high schooler to get that type of life experience.

Did anyone else think Allison's hair had an Amanda Overmeyer thing going on during the singing night?

whether she's crowned VFTW torch-bearer or not, Allison signed her death certificate show in the judge's eyes (OK, Simon's) last night with the cawing and arm-flapping...I actually dig Allison's voice (I was hoping she could do a Pink song before getting run out on a rail), but everytime she opens her mouth to speak, we are painfully reminded that she is a pretenious and immature 16-year-old...

Just for the simple fact that she supported our wonderful Megan means she could be in trouble. I say we don't let them do it to her. Lets keep her!

I actually think she is the best singer (next to Megan of course) and they are not going to let her win now. I don't even think they will even save her anymore either, so lets not give them the chance to eliminate her... She as good as gold just for supporting our songbird.

Go Allison! Yay

Why would we even CONSIDER Allison? If our pick is anybody but Blind Scott (and it looks like 80% or so of us are in support of this - although we shouldn't count the closet fantards clamoring for Glambert), I'm taking the rest of the season off as a Worster.