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1. I agree with most of you: I will NEVER vote for Danny. Even without the dead wife pimping and the creepy church, he just seems like a douche who does the same boring thing week after week. 2. Scott is funny and seems like a genuinely nice dude, but he bores the shit out of me with his adult contemporary (if by contemporary you mean 1975) piano lounge snooze-fest every week. 3. Allison is odd, hilarious, and cawed for Megan. The judges totally ignored her singing this past week and instead spent five minutes harping on about her (admittedly Pebbles Flinstone-ish) outfit. America seems to be too idiotic to vote for her, despite the fact that she's clearly one of the most talented (and by far the most talented girl) contestants this season. 4. Adam is, by far, the most entertaining contestant left on the show. I also think he's the most talented, though. It's not his time, yet, but later this season, he'll be our greatest hope for hilarity, flamey goodness (Adam, you be as fabulous as you damn well please!), and sheer entertainment value. Also, we'll need him to bring down Goatface. <b>SONG SPOILERS LEAKED FOR TONIGHT!</b> http://www.buddytv.com/articles/american-idol/american-idol-8-top-8-song-spo-27585.aspx There's no guarantee of accuracy, but here's what they have listed: adorable!monkey-boy Allen - "Heaven" by Bryan Adams (like Allison, below, Kris is stealing Dead-wife's song choices) Shrill Rounds - “Let’s Hear It For the Boy” by Deniece Williams (this could be hilariously awful) Glambert - "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks** (I hope his Pete Wentz hair, eyeliner, and Randy-Travis-scaring nail polish is finally back tonight) The Greatest American Idol aka. challenge!Scott - “You’re the Inspiration” by Chicago Captain Cranky-Pants Frat-boy Anoop(!) - “Who’s Johnny” by El DeBarge (the theme from Short Circuit!?!? I have no words . . . ) Shovel-Face Giraud - “Part Time Lover” by Stevie Wonder [how he can possibly top the performance of Chicken Little - Kevin Covais - a few years ago is beyond me ;)] Allison - “Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton (too bad Dead-wife wasn't born in 1992) Dead-wife Goatface-boy - “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Queen (great, he's going to ruin a song I actually like now) **Interesting fact: "Edge of Seventeen" is also the name (named after the song) of a 1999 coming of age movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge_of_Seventeen_(film)) about a gay boy in 1980's Ohio dealing with his sexuality. I REALLY hope that's an intentional shout-out by Adam. Fuck you, O'Reilly!
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