The Search is Over... Scott is the New VFTW Pick 1-866-436-5705

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 1:39 PM EDT
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The search is definitely over. Scott has won us over as the new VFTW pick. Dial 1-866-436-5705 as much as you can, because he had one of the performances that didn't stand out tonight and he could easily go home. But between his sense of humor about himself, his lack of stage presence, and his subpar vocals, how can we not choose him? But again, he could easily go home this week, so don't rest. Even a blind man can see that he needs our help. And if you don't vote for him, you're a terrible person for insulting someone with a handicap. Why would you do that?

In case you're still not convinced: Imagine Scott staying while any of the others go home. Gokey. Kris. Lil. Whoever. People would be PISSED. That is the sign of a true Worster. The elimination tomorrow can either be boring and predictable (Scott leaves) or hilarious (anyone else leaves). Your call, America. But you know you want to join the Brailley Bunch!

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WhatsADikfur
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:10 PM Reply with quote
Taylor's Choreographer Location: tulibu dibu douchoo

When a blind man makes the effort to eye fuck the camera, the least you can do is vote for him.

urbanmissy
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Pauler's pharmacist

Yup, when he sang "when I look into your eyes I can see forever"................ VFTW !!!!

dcterra
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Silver Spring, MD

Yep. He was really bad and had also had a bad attitude, in a milquetoaste sort of way. I've logged one call in several attempts so far, but I'll have to go to bed soon.

nnssls
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:14 PM Reply with quote

I agree, that he's the worst... but I just don't want to have to hear him sing again! :( Same goes for Adam. Yuck.

Myndrunner
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:15 PM Reply with quote
ass

I'm voting for Scott, but I'm still a terrible person.

Survivor_Fan
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Illinois

HE WILL NEVER GET MY VOTE I am voting for Kris/Allison 1 866 436 5705 / 1 866 436 5705 I love to Rebel :)

lunareclipse
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.

The time for Scott is now. Brilliant.

MagicFlyingJello
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bumfork, EGYPT 90210

Come on, guys, Scott's line seems to be clear every time I vote...

KarenO
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:27 PM Reply with quote

My hearts not in it but I am voting my ass off for him...

God I miss Megan!

lina1611
Posted: 4/7/2009 at 3:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: in my laywer's office, getting ready to suew!

YES, I will vote for the pink pants. I will vote until my fingers are wee little stumps, as soon as the lines open in MST

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