Seriously? Someone Signed Jason Castro?

Posted by againstallodds on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 11:20 AM EDT
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Jason Cash-ho says in an interview at Billboard.com that he found a "home" at Atlantic Records. Oh, hell no. Beasty Cash-ho doesn't need any more money from her cash cow son. At least this gives us ample opportunity to chronicle plenty of failures as his album tanks and his family desperately tries to get free stuff out of it. Is there a family that's more money hungry than the Castros? Probably not. Rumor also has it at MJ's big Blog that Jason is working with Kara DildoGuardi on some songs. They should be doubly awful then.

ETA: Apparently the record deal is NOT confirmed, still a rumor. Our faith in humanity is restored.

ETA2: Dammit. It's confirmed. Why anyone would sign this idiot is beyond us.

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oooh5615
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 12:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Edmonton

Well, Gokey is working on his performances with his dead spouse and just look at him go... Is a dead wife more effective than live Kara?

AngryVader
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 12:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

Just what I've been waiting for. A transvestite Fiona Apple releasing a low-grade, stoner, Jack Johnson album. This should be fantastic!

Cry.Reuben
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 12:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Diner

Oh, yes, yes, yes! Now <em>this</em> is something I'm looking forward to! They probably need as much extra cash as they can get their hands on in order to satiate their newfound, post-Idol, sophisticated tastes with expensive, high quality, Grade-A pot.

Ms Songbird
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 12:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Studio 57.

Great, just what we need. A Jason Castro album, this will be no good. Plus, it's going to be both a stoner and a cougar working on an album. Scary. Oh, in that video... Kara's ears, uh.. wow.

Cry.Reuben
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 1:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Diner

<em>"Just what I've been waiting for. A transvestite Fiona Apple releasing a low-grade, stoner, Jack Johnson album. This should be fantastic!"</em>

--AngryVader

Hey, dude, don't speak that way about Fiona Apple. It pains me too greatly to see Fiona Apple and Jason Castro mentioned in the same thread.

WarzonePrez
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 1:05 PM Reply with quote

Two words...Beasty Casho plus Kara equals EPIC FAIL.

Scott Baio
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 1:14 PM Reply with quote

You know Kara's only involved for the sweet, sweet dreadlocked cock. She's whore-tastic!

jungleboy6996
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 1:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: in Mr. T's fro-hawk

.jason castrol: if Jack Johnson fucked Bob Marley and then rolled a joint afterwards.

My contribution to wikipedia

person
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 1:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Matt Giraud's forehead (it's not pretty here)

Good for him

I genuinely like Jason so I'm not too happy about all this slagging him off business ... you could do a lot worse

o_o
Posted: 4/10/2009 at 2:00 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

person - Him and his family used his fans for free laptops and other shit. You have no idea what you are talking about.

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