Syesha Mercado to Perform on the Top 5 Results Show

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, April 12, 2009 at 5:13 AM EDT
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Batshit crazy bore Syesha Mercado is apparently going to be performing on the top 5 results show this year, according to an e-mail we received. Will Coretta Scott Mercado continue to compare her lackluster performing career to the civil rights movement? Or will she just continue to spout out random jibberish catchphrases that she assumes are coming across as inspirational? Either way, we're sure no one has given Syesha a recording contract unless she's putting her big mouth to good use, so the song and performance should be a total flop and a total bore.

ETA: MJ's Big Blog says Syesha is not performing on the top 5 results show. Thank God!

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glambertFTW
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 5:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: Gokey's Dead Wife's Coffin

So boring I hardly remember her...

Spurs-tard
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 5:46 AM Reply with quote

she was boring and she chatted a lot of sh** but to be fair at least she could sing. unlike a lot of other contestants this season.

rstlne_vanna
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 6:13 AM Reply with quote

...I'm usually loving the photochops on VFTW, but that one is disturbing

dhealy2003
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 6:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, MO

I agree. This one crosses a line.

kylekylekylekyle
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 7:08 AM Reply with quote

I quite liked her. She's totally un-VFTW, but I still think she should have been the pick after Castro last year. Imagine if she had gotten to the final over either David - biggest VFTW victory ever. But never mind =P

Sab-44
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 7:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Black Hole Sun

I remember that chop. Kudos for bringing it out, it's fantastic.

But... who's Syesha Mercado again?

RBloodworth
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 7:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Ninth Circle of Hell

I never thought that I would say this last year, but I actually miss Syesha this year. Not for her horrible singing and cardboard personality, mind you, but for the sake of sheer eye candy. Maybe it's just me, but the girl was simply fucking hot! Ever since Megan flew the coop this year, us straight guys and our lesbian sisters have had nothing to keep us occupied. I'm sorry, but Lil Rounds just doesn't do it for me (maybe it's the three kids...or maybe the ginormous ass. Yeah, it's the ass). While last week was a step in the right direction as far as looks are concerned, Lil will really need to get in touch with her inner Haley Scarnato if I'm ever going to refer to her as "LilF." (I'm not even going to bother discussing Baby Caw-Caw, because I have no interest in going to prison) You know that this show is in trouble when the prettiest girl left in the competition is Adam Lambert.

jawajedi
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 7:37 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

Maybe her feelings will be hurt and she'll do a baby cry

sum1
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 7:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

This is gonna suck. I never liked her and think she went WAY too far in the competition. Brooke, Amanda, or Carly (That's not a typo.) deserved the third place spot more than she did. She was a screechy, boring diva. And believe me, not hot.

magooschmooz
Posted: 4/12/2009 at 7:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

They had to use the Little Rock Nine picture???

Ditto with the others on the uncomfortable feel of this photochop.

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