Idol Producers Pretend that Kara DioGuardi is Doing a Good Job

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 3:06 PM EDT
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Undeterred by the fact that no one in America likes her, Kara DioGuardi seems to think she's doing a great job as the fourth (and most useless) judge on American Idol in a new Associated Press article. Executive Producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz lies through her teeth and says that, "We're pleased with the fourth judge." Unless Kara (pictured left, looking ugly with blonde hair) is giving the entire staff oral sex, there is no need to lie. Ask any Idol watcher, Kara brings nothing to the show but out of place comments and misplaced sexual aggression. Though one person has it right. That genius from Vote for the Worst, Dave Della Terza, says in the artlcle, "Kara's opinion is so irrelevant that I don't think people even listen to it" as he mocks her for being "humorless and unskilled for thinking on her feet." How much longer will the show keep Kara on now that she's a proven failure? Well the show does love proven failures (see: Carly Smithson, Blake Lewis), so probably for a while.


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Ultradude
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 3:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thrillerland

Well there is one thing she adds to the show, minus the picture above, she's pretty hot. Which certaintly can't be said for Miss High.

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rage1234
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 3:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: usa

Dogface should be kicked off the show. I don't see her lasting another season. Paula is more coherant than her.
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BACKCAB
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 3:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Minnesota

I love how clueless she was at the beginning. Especially when she first talked into the microphone. I know a few people who are Idol-addicts and they love Kara. I really don't know what their problem is.

But I really hope the producers don't bring her back. Paula is back to her normal (as normal as she can be) self again. Like she was with the first six seasons.

Well... Not completely normal.

We still love her.
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sum1
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 4:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

Wow. That Dave Della Terza guy you speak of sure is smart.

I still think she is *gasp* better to have than Paula. At least she tells you that this or that happened with your artistry rather than dancing like an idiot (Kara does it a little, though.) and being drunk. Though I wonder if Paula ever had something in her secret stash that made Kara horny.
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uncbare
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 4:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: North Cakalacky

I'm pretty sure this is the first article I've ever read in which the author refers to himself in the third person as a "genius."
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taswaysha01
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 4:36 PM Reply with quote

Haha...Kara's a genius ...so is Kellie Pickler *snorts*. I had such high hopes for Kara since I love most of the music she writes...but I agree...she's just as useless as Randy. Then again all of them are idiots. They never give constructife criticism...Kara only hits on them, which is quite funny in a sad way.
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TheDancingCookie
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Has that pic of Dildoguardi been altered? Or has Kara's nose? Look at it - that ain't the nose she currently sports.
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CUNextTuesday
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 4:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: freakville

Damn, she looks busted in that pic!
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DhaniCauldwell
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 5:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: Convincing Anthony Bourdain to be a mentor on American Idol

Wow. A worster was mentioned from the site. He deserves a raise! ; )
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therawrness
Posted: 4/20/2009 at 6:24 PM Reply with quote

Wow. I'm glad she changed her hair. She looks at least 10 years older in that picture.

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