Paula Abdul Says "You Can Check My Medical Records", Then Takes it Back

Posted by againstallodds on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 7:54 AM EDT
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Everyone's favorite hot mess, Paula Rehabdul, rehashes the same old story with ABC News, saying that she's never been on drugs. But this time it's actually funny when someone calls her out.

"I will not take those drugs," Abdul said. "And you can check my medical records. There is nothing like that. I was never on Oxycontin or Vicodin or anything like that. I was on nerve medicine and anti-inflammatories."

Last week ABC News followed up on Abdul's offer to "check her medical records," asking for her permission to speak to one of her doctors. She declined.

Oh Paula, you're so silly. Paula also says her short lived reality series "Hey, Paula" was the biggest mistake of her life because it made her look ridiculous. Yet, Paula was an executive producer on the show. Was she too messed up on the painkillers she doesn't take to make it to the editing meetings?

Firebird23
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 8:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: Trussville Alabama

Oh Pauler you dont need to hide from the fact that your on crack! I mean how else could one come up with the inteligent thought prevoking critiques she does!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 8:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

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Why doesn't she just embrace her drug-addledness? Most of the population is pumped full of prescription drugs-- so much so that it''s showing up in the water supply:

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Drugmakers, water pollution, and another 'don't ask, don't tell policy.'

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Come on, Pauler, don't be such a weirdo. Say it loud, say it proud: I love drugz!

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 8:37 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

She told USA Today her drug of choice was Enbrel.

xpartyr
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:31 AM Reply with quote
Dangerous to Know Location: Sober Valley Lodge

As Paulor's Narcotics Anonymous Sponsor, I can say she has never "done" any drugs. She has only "sampled". And by sample I mean she has never paid for her drugs. She cannot be held responsible for taking free samples.

R.J. Johnson
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:35 AM Reply with quote

It's funny to see a silly boy like Dave Della Terza (who has done nothing of importance with his life) getting quoted by AP and attacking accomplished people like Kara DioGuardi. Amazing.

Terza, if you don't know, created this web site.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

^^ (sound of crickets)

Ray9319
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 11:29 AM Reply with quote

HAHA. She didn't let them look at her records because she doesn't want them to find all the STD's she got from sleeping with the entire american idol managerial crew so that they would keep her on the show. It's OK Paula, we can't possibly dislike you any more if you admit to being on drugs.

Ms Songbird
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 12:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Studio 57.

WTF? In another interview she said she's 'never been drunk in her life' Sure she hasn't. She's been trashed on every show since season 1. And, LMAO to that comment about her having STD's!

Pitchy
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 12:58 PM Reply with quote
Paula's Pharmacist Location: Chicago

Holy crap I forgot about her lame-ass TV show. I remember watching it once but she wasn't the trainwreck on her own show that she usually is on Idol, so I wasn't as amused.

Duke of Vandals
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 1:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: On the voyage of the damned!

It's funny to see a silly woman like Kara DioGuardi (who has done nothing of importance with her life) getting on a hit tv show and attacking complete novices like Lil Rounds. Amazing.

DioGuardi, if you don't know, writes crap pop songs.

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