American Ethnic Cleansing Names Its Top 5

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 3:08 PM EDT
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Oh hell no. Lil Rounds is gone, and the bottom 3 are the non-white contestants. AMERICA IS RACIST! And God said let there be light... skinned people. America puts on its KKK hood and eliminates the 2 darker skinned contestants. The judges save the white guy and let the others go home. Now we're stuck with 4 white dudes and a 40 year old red head. America, what have you done? Listen to the radio show at 10 PM Eastern and help us decide who's next.

Hannah_banana
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Florida

awe lil gone :(

LoveAdam
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

Oh, well, can't be to surprised..

adam_atrophy
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, IL

epic fail.

but, who will be our next pick?

gokey and lambert are already out.

matt is just annoying.

anoop is boring as shit. plus, he'll probably be gone by the end of the night.

It would be down to kris and allison, with allison coming out on top in my opinion.

LoveAdam
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

My vote is for Allison. She is the only one I like besides Adam, and Adam is to good to be on VFTW. Allison has spunk, is /adorable/ but I fear the judges like her to much.

clint_taurus
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: location, location

wow Ryan was being a real P R I C K teasing her like that...

"I can see on your face you really want this, don't you?"

what an ass...

Christine_in_Wisconsin
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wisconsin

Damn.. I hope Thelma has some shorts on under that horrid thing she's wearing.. Lord I don't need to see that... so much for being a family show.

LoveAdam
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

Ryan has always been like that.

"I know you want this....You really need this....I can see you are going far...You will go far....America voted......so please take center stage."

ConfusedButHappy
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:30 PM Reply with quote

this is just painful... is there anything else i can watch until the results come in?

LoveAdam
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:31 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

I just tend to mute these kind of performances.

The Meatman
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 3:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: Alabama

The show budget must be a little low. What the hell was that we just saw???? I thought for one brief shining moment that the crazy bird lady had made an appearance. Alas, it was only Thelma Houston.

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