Seriously, People. No One Cares About Susan Boyle

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 5:40 PM EDT
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A word to the wise. Please stop sending VFTW that fucking stupid YouTube clip of Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent. No one cares. After receiving this movie in our e-mail about 10 times a day, something had to be said. Just because the woman is ugly, it doesn't mean that the clip is even remotely interesting. #1: The woman is not that good of a singer. She's a good singer. Nothing amazing. People just think she's amazing because she's butt ugly. #2- The British judges fall over themselves in a ploy to look like the whole thing wasn't staged and planned. It's bad acting. #3- We don't care if she's on Oprah or has a makeover or has been kissed or whatever. Again, the woman is a gimmick to sell a crappy TV show owned by Simon Cowell. #4- The "I'm so ugly yet I can sing" thing was done to death in season 2 of American Idol. If you want to buy music from an unattractive older woman who has a decent Broadway voice, go buy Clay Aiken's newest album.

Again, Susan Boyle is not interesting. She is just a plant on a stupid British television show. And she's getting more press than that Octomom. Why? Because she's hideous looking. If you want to see someone really scary, just go to the Idol tour and check out any random  Adam Lambert frau in the audience.

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goatmc
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 6:05 PM Reply with quote

Hear Hear! This is truly a sign of the apocalypse. I mean this woman has garnered the most you tube views in history....what's wrong with people?

sum1
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 6:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

Oh. My. God. You just summed it up completely right. Three people I know were recently sh*tting themselves over Susan. They even called her cute! I think she sucks, and if she made it on American Idol I would hate on her. We already had to suffer through almost (surprisingly) an entire season of Shrek Doolittle. But this person is even more theatrical than Megan based on voice.

The chop is funny. Again.

TheGoat
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 6:19 PM Reply with quote
Petting Zoo Nightmare Location: Caught in the Headlights at Night

lol the chop. Finally ^ ^; This is what I first started saying to my mom when people started going apeshit over her and she hadn't seen the clip yet, but to no avail-she thinks Susan Boyle is the beesknees now. I'm tired of seeing this clip everywhere I go. She seems like a nice lady, but she's just an okay singer, sheesh.

pradador
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 7:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: Dallas

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If you want to buy music from an unattractive older woman who has a decent Broadway voice, go buy Clay Aiken's newest album.

Comedy gold. That and the Photoshop of Gokey.

ineedalife
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 7:21 PM Reply with quote

I have to agree with you here. I thought i was the only one who was not impressed and annoyed with all the coverage of this woman.

I do have to take issue with your comment about checking out any "random Adam Lambert frau" however. I am probably one of those people as I'm a woman and 40-ish and love Adam Lambert. But hey, I'm not ugly at all, seriously. I just think the guy is gorgeous and hot, but probably has eyes for men, not us "fraus". But I'm totally ok with that.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 7:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

pahahahhaa the danny gokey picture with susan boyle's body is funny :D

rraws
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 7:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

hahaha I agree

Tarded
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 8:15 PM Reply with quote

Why the fuck are they sending VFTW the link to that clip? Idiots.

That chop is amazing btw.

And Saquisha strikes again.

FuckThat
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 8:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: DC

If anyone ever wondered what the child of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Simon Cowell would look like, you got your answer..

IwishTatianaLambert
Posted: 4/24/2009 at 8:41 PM Reply with quote

Wow I feel like I finally belong somewhere. Thank god somebody actually has put this out here! The funniest thing is that Dorky Gokey doesn't look too fake, it almost looks real. That and the Clay jab.

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