We're sure most of you are looking at your computer screens saying, "Huh? Gokey?" But everyone has to admit that Danny Gokey is the least talented person left on the show and the perfect pick to make people angry. He's the worst singer, he's the worst dancer, he's the most annoying, he adds nothing creative to any performance he does, he's the one the tweens seem to hate the most, he has no sense of humor, the only reason he made it this far is because he used his dead wife sob story, and he's the least marketable. A Danny Gokey album would be like a less likeable Taylor Hicks releasing a new record: a complete disaster. The other 3 actually have a chance at legitimate careers. Also, the overly obsessive Idol fans this year want Adam to win. We think some suicide pacts were made when he hit the bottom 2 last week. So we'd like to see Gokey beat Adam and piss off the Idol fans even more. So it's no jokey, vote for Karaoke Gokey. It's a win-win for us this week no matter what happens. If Danny stays and kicks out someone the tweens and frauen like better, it'll be hilarious. If Danny goes home, we won't care one bit because we hate him. At this point it'd be very funny to force Idol to crown Danny as the victor. They'd be stuck with him for at least one album of pure train wreck goodness. But now, we can't lose. VFTW Victory! Danny surely has urned this honor for using a personal tragedy to try to jumpstart a singing career.
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Stellab5
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 3:58 PM
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This will be the hardest thing to do! I hate him so much. Plus I am actually in Wisconsin. i hear and see more about this douchebag than you could imagine. F**k. But I'll do it.
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Moxie
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 3:58 PM
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Location: In the icebox.
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Urned? Ugh! Still, I like the illustration.
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katmag
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 3:59 PM
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Location: ohio
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i'll be voting for him while holding my nose and trying not to throw up.
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fallacy
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:00 PM
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Is it traitorous of me to hope the curse lives on and our pick gets voted off this week? Heh. Anyways, I do think it was a good decision to make him the pick. It would be unfair to label any of the other contestants "the worst" when this douche is still in there. And if he does manage to win the season? Well, TPTB can't blame us when he doesn't sell a single album. We were just playing along with what they apparently wanted all along- a Taylor Hicks 2.0 victory.
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Downeast
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:05 PM
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I could SWEAR that not a month ago you were claiming every other day that VFTW would never, ever stoop to supporting Deadwife. But here you are... The guy IS the chosen one. The Christians love him, the judges love him, he's never even been in the Bottom Three, he's Velveeta on Wonder Bread. What the FUCK about that makes him an appropriate pick here? All you're going to do is help him win, which will keep the AI fools all happy in their comfort zone AND up Gokey's smugness level to radioactive fallout levels. I'm embarrassed for this site, I truly am.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:07 PM
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You're embarrassed for a website? LOL. I am going to love watching the idiots who don't understand satire and the Adam/Allison tards all make a mass exodus now. In 3... 2... 1. Smart people feel free to leave comments on how hilarious picking Danny is. Thanks much. ;-)
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Downeast
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:10 PM
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Okay, smartass...did Dave or did he not repeatedly promise that VTFW would not support Gokey?
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Monchichi
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:13 PM
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Location: La-La Land
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Downeast, I see your point. However, that "smartass" you are referring to IS Dave.
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nothingtoadd
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:15 PM
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Location: everywhere
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Danny Gokey? Do we have to...? I agree that he is by far the worst and least marketable, but if we vote for Danny, doesn't that mean that the terrorists win? Isn't Danny a sign of the Apocalypse or something?
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Harpy
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Posted: 5/3/2009 at 4:15 PM
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Location: Bed.
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Ha. I love idiots who preach without reading the forums. Gokey is a good pick for all the reasons mentioned in the original post, which clearly you just glossed over instead of analyzing with your double digit IQ. I love the art! I hope he wins. That would be fabulous.
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