>Then again, Paula has been surprisingly lucid and intelligent this season on Idol

I'm convinced the only reason Paula is even semi-lucid this season is because she is being coached up big-time before the show, or because she has a radio under her wig and someone miles away is giving her all the answers (like what Patrick did for Spongebob once to help pass his driving test)... or both.

But will she stay on the wagon? I think not.

Of course she was on drugs. How else do you explain Randy Jackson talking her into recording a single.

And Corey Clark kept her secret for so long....such a burden...oh how he loved her so.

I think she's on better meds this year as she seems ok with the big words on her script this season.

Who cares? She is so f-ing wishy washy.

"I've f-ed up my back from cheerleading, dancing, car wrecks (pick one)."

"But I've never done drugs or taken pills."

"Even though I've had all these surgeries and medical procedures."

"You can check my medical records."

"Actually, no you can't due to HIPAA, without my approval and I didn't mean it."

"Well, to tell the truth, I've been rocked off my ass on perscrip drugs for the past 12 years."

"Oh, yeah, but I kicked them over Thanksgiving, for real, no rehab."

STFU.

Why the hell didn't she just admit it before now? Everyone already knew about it anyway.

After seeing her on TV drunk stoned whatever where she claimed she was answering different TV and radio stations i'm guessing that every <a href="http://www.ultimacare.net/california-alcohol-treatment-centers/">california alcohol rehab</a> is just crossing their fingers she becomes a patient of theirs. So many other celebrities have been in and out why not fess up Paula and go to rehab?