The Tony Awards Lose All Credibility

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 1:31 PM EDT
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Everyone's least favorite douche, season 4 American Idol loser Constantine Maroulis has been nominated for a Tony Award. Seriously? Constantcrap is nominated for Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical for his role in Rock of Ages. As if no one cares about the Tony Awards before, now they're making sure that no one will watch the Broadcast this year. Since Constantine cannot act and cannot sing, it might be funny to watch anyway to see him lose and throw a Kanye West style fit. (No picture of Constantine will accompany this article as we do not want site readers to lose their lunch)


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uncbare
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 1:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: North Cakalacky

This will unfortunately give him the ammunition he needs to stick his face in front of every microphone between LA and New York. Why can't he just fade away?
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tala
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 1:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Action Heights, IL

Wow. That makes almost as much sense as Randy headlining National Train Day.
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unjaded
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 1:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: madison

no way ! these losers where on live with regis and the dumb blond last week . constacrap was the first to try and sing and was more awful then i remembered. i was laughing at how bad the performers were and thought this musical will close A S A P ! guess i was wrong .
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Insane
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 3:44 PM Reply with quote
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Really? I'm waiting for the announcement that he was actually nominated not for a Tony, but for a lesser-known "Toni" award. For douchery.

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Smartie
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 3:56 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Heheheheh so even the Tony's will use Idol for their own publicity. They'd nominate Randy if they could. Losers :)
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priestdi
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 6:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: seattle

oh so I guess all of you have actually SEEN the show, to know what you're talking about?

lmao, talk about losing credibility.

he clearly was going to be a star, way back on Idol.

yes he can be a douche. but that has what, exactly, to do with talent or star power?

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NormundDontBeGentle
Posted: 5/5/2009 at 7:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: San Marino, CA

They've gone the way of the Grammys. Completely irrelevant.
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SenorPlaid
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 6:34 AM Reply with quote
I prefair VFTW Location: Living vicariously through myself

Man, this must have been one suck-butt year for musicals.
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taswaysha01
Posted: 5/6/2009 at 6:44 AM Reply with quote

Good for him. I hope he wins.

He was an ass but he was talented. BoRhap was a great performance. Best on the show thus far.
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pree315
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 6:44 PM Reply with quote
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ok yall funny az hell sometime but yalll gotta be honest right dude is a straight jackass in real life n those old ass women still lust after his greasy sleazy ass umma be real honest tho I wanted him sooo bad bac den but he is such a douche dat um turned off his ass gon lose right..but whether u like em or dislike him he aint gonna go away unless somthin bad happens which I hope not who knew plastic ass ryan seacrest would be right about him? and he was n luv with him 2 and con is bi dats why he has so many gay frenz he used 2 give his boss dat pouty shyt when he wanted to get away with shyt ...his boss wasa a man and dats all um sayin about dat

he better maintain his looks becuz his eye fuckin and pout made him famous and da older he gets da less he will be able 2 get away with u gotta admit not alot of guys can jus fuck jus with their eyes and I honestly think he is talented so I think he got his feelings hurt and i think dats why he an ass now who dont care who he has sex with whether they are 17 to 54 he 'll do it dats nasty but hey dats him?
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