My favorite was that Paul was up and dancing and fist pumping and all that crap, until Gokey stepped on the cat. Then you could SEE her make a face and say 'OK' and sit right down. Just awesome.

What about Adam's striped pants during his duet? Woah. Wowza. That's all I'm gonna say. Wow.

VFTW has some of the funniest reviews, but this season you've definitely gotten an over-inflated sense of self importance. Seriously, has one VFTW pick lasted more than 2 weeks after being chosen?

Vote for Danny 'cause everybody hates him and it'll be awesome when he doesn't go home. Yeah, keep telling yourselves that you're important and you have influence. I haven't voted since season 1, and I'm sure there are a lot of people who read this site who are just like me. I enjoy the snarky sense of humor found here, but I have no illusion that what you're doing has any effect on the results.

<strong>FenderBender:</strong>

I'm hardly an Adamtard, and I know and follow this site's doctrine just as well as any of your <em>"good potential Worsters."</em> I was simply observing a fact. Clearly, you've failed to watch Adam's rendition of <em>Ring of Fire</em>, with 75% more eye-raping.

I haven't picked up the phone for him once since that performance, proudly voted 127 times for Megan the night before she got the boot (WRYYYY?!), and got in about 200 for Hokey, who I've been trying convince my family-friends is an awful singer, and has been for the entirety of the competition, last night.

It seems you've got quite a trigger finger on your hands. You're too fast to jump the gun on anybody who may appear, for even the slightest moment, to harbor an opinion that you regard below your own. I'm not a fan of <em>Idol</em> fantards either, but your scathing comments almost, <em>almost</em> make them seem bearable enough to stand in an elevator with for thirty seconds.