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SPOON
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Posted: 5/5/2009 at 6:52 PM
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<p> I think Pastor Rolex is just postering for a bigger watch.  You know, like one that would travel up his arms and cover his ears. </p> <p> :c D </p>
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Cyanide
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Posted: 5/5/2009 at 6:52 PM
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Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy
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Holy fuck, the dude is so deluded he thinks he's in some kind of Biblical conflict. Yeah. Because Karaoke Gokey competing in a singing contest is EXACTLY like Jesus in front of the Pharisees. Douchebag. *Editing to add: Barcode, we're on the same page. Totally.
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Starbuck
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Posted: 5/5/2009 at 6:54 PM
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Harbinger of Death
Location: Chatting with Bea Arthur via Oujia Board
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Jesus Christ, I adore Pastor Rolex. And he twatted this 7 hours ago! Also Danny Gokey will be in Milwaukee @ our church to sing @ 10:30a. American Idol will be filming come out and celebrate his homecoming!
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Smartie
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Posted: 5/5/2009 at 8:35 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Pastor Rolex keeps Twatting about going on a treadmill. I've seen photos of that fatass and he's one Twinkie away from a stroke. Treadmill my ass, it's code for 'new sucker being bled dry by my cult'.
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gaziza
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Posted: 5/6/2009 at 1:42 AM
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Randy is fat
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Yeah, I am sure god really thinks we're some force of evil in the world, idiot. I am also quite certain that he is very concerned about the chances of a fat and horrendous karaoke joke to win a contest. Well, he could be... he is probably a worster, playing tricks on people who worship douchebag no-talents.
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Snoogans
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Posted: 5/6/2009 at 2:52 AM
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Location: Lucid period between narcoleptic attacks
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^^^Then where is Dave's cut of the tithings dammit. He needs the extra moula to battle the evil SCALR. It is the real minion of Satan. Fork it over Pastor Rolex.
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taswaysha01
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Posted: 5/6/2009 at 10:02 AM
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WeirdHairofSimon
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Posted: 5/6/2009 at 12:24 PM
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Hey, if Jesus Jokey wins the whole enchilada, does that mean he'll be barred from recording religious music under his contract? If so, then score one for antireligion, and Go Hokey!
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TheDancingCookie
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Posted: 5/6/2009 at 1:18 PM
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Location: The Isle of Hate
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So God encouraged people to vote for someone on AI they hated also? Pasteur Rolex, I add you to the list of people I am praying for. Praying to Satan for, hahahahahahaha.
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Cry.Reuben
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Posted: 5/6/2009 at 3:54 PM
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Location: The Diner
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I hate Twitter, I hate churches, I hate Hokey, and I hate these puppies! >:U
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