Moxie...TY for the weigh-in on the auto-dialers...that's really a load off my mind knowing that VFTW is the primary catalyst for preserving the CLOWNKILLAIMPERSONATA for another week...phew!

Now I can get back to focusing on the important issue of how I would know that NAMBLA has an auto-dialer.....

Itchy...LMAO...that was awesome...

Person Number One:

What you wrote MUST be correct. Last Sunday when I turned on the 700 Club Channel, low &; behold, there presented before the multitude was a bonafide-Reverand-televangelist (not that there's anything wrong w/that) pleading with the anxious faithful "to-help-him-help-you-help-God fight the proliferation of evil"(not that there's anything wrong w/that), "sin"(not that there's anything wrong w/that) "and homosexuality" (hmmm...Note to self: beginning to see a pattern here...not that there's anything wrong w/that) "in our s_o_c_i_e_t_y (ala Eric Cartman) by DIALING-4-DANNY this Tuesday evening." The Reverand would be showing his support of the righteous by having members of his flock-staff "AUTO-DIALING-4-DANNY" this Tuesday evening.

OMG. To combat this I have contaced the auto-dial call centers at the following organizations:

- NAMBLA

- Pedophiles Anonymous

Ohhhhh wait a second...we WANT DANNY right??!!! I'm soooo confuuuuuuuused!!!!!! lol

Agh! That picture of "Scream" has always scared me as I child, and just a few months ago I had a nightmare about it. Now it's even scarier with Gokey's smug face a part of it!