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Alas, Danny's album will not sound like this. The good Christian lad who recorded this moving tribute to our Lord God on High has been nowhere in evidence on AI. Is there an audible smirk in this song? No. Just spiritual devotion so sweet and divine that I'm sure Danny needed an insulin injection after singing it. But the Lord tests the faithful, oh yes, and Danny's beloved wife was rushed to the head of the line for heaven, and became one with the Lord, leaving poor Danny behind. And what did he do? Did he listen to this song over and over again, bathe his soul in it's worshipness, and give himself body and soul to Jesus? NO HE DID NOT! He gave himself body and soul to Simon Cowell, or should I say Mephistopheles the Demon. Danny sold the soul that produced this beautiful devotion in return for earthly fame and glory. Come on, people. Do you really think there are that many people voting of their own accord for the monotonous shouting Danny now tries to pass off as singing? The 'votes' keeping him in the competition are being robo-dialed by The Beast himself. I-888-IDOL-666. No true Christian partakes in Idolatry. A self-loving smirk now sits where Danny's faith once placed an adoring beatific smile. Does he sing about the Second Coming? No! He sings, "Get ready, because here _I_ come," placing himself in the spot reserved for the Prince of Peace at the end of days. And then he he tells us to Dream On Until our Dreams Come True, as if it was up to man, not God, to grant dreams and happiness. But what would you expect from one channeling the words of a drug-addict fornicator such as Mr. Steven Tyler? Yes, the scream was painful. No greater pain can be imagined. This was the sound of the last part of Danny's true spirit dying in the greatest agony as it was strangled by the greed and lust for power that now consumes him. Make no mistake. Danny will win. Satan has it all arranged. And, no, the album will not sound anything like "You Are Welcome." Yes, it will sound exactly like Taylor Hick's album. How do you think Taylor won anyway? ---- thanks to TheDancingCookie for inspiration. (P.S. i went to YouTube, put all the comments on 'You Are Welcome' in a single page list and read through them quickly. When i hit DancingCookie's post there I laughed out loud for a couple minutes. Awesome...)
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