Danny Gokey Murders "Billie Jean"

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 5:09 PM EDT
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Yet even more of a VFTW endorsement... Apparently during his hometown visit to Milwaukee, Danny completely messes up the lyrics to "Billie Jean" because the lyric sheet blew away. So he didn't even practice or bother to learn the lyrics? The results, of course, are humorous. Watch Danny flounder on stage and look stupid for 5 minutes as he sings the wrong lyrics, looks like a deer in headlights at his band, and tries to cover with "Come on!" added in many times. This guy is too good to be true. VFTW Victory!

jawajedi
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 5:31 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

An excellent example of the successful career he will have. Not sure if that will be as a vocalist, though.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Oh, and Danny? It's "Don't go around breakin' *young* girls' hearts," not "other girls'." Another fail in an avalanche of fail.

"It blew my words..." LOL. Oh, Margaret. Yeah, it blew alright.

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 5:48 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

Holy fucking shit, he not only said his words blew away, but the back-up singer said she'll leave it to the professional when he asked for his bailout. Clearly the only professionals there were her and the band who had to follow his mess of the wrong chorus or verse at 1:00 and about 2:10. Those musicians didn't practice their whole lives to back this hack. Hilarious!

We will back him though! How can you not back this musical turd? It would be the worst thing to happen to Idol in years. The worst note in history, the most idiotic stage presence and the most unprofessional idiot I have ever had the displeasure to listen to. VFTW Victory.

reverendramona
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 5:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: Las Vegas

Jesus forgive me for saying this, but this guy sucks shit. The people watching in the front look like they are having about as much fun as they would waiting in line at the DMV.

IsaacR312
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 6:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

What the hell was that?! What a talentless, good-for-nothing asshole!

juliredd
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 6:16 PM Reply with quote

What a pathetic jerkoff. I just can't do it. I can't vote for this idiot. VFTW is great, but I can't vote for this dick.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

juliredd:

Just keep our sacred mission in mind: To screw with the show. Imagine if he wins-- it would surely be the end. I didn't think I could vote for Gokey, but I did it last week. It wasn't so bad.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 6:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

On Youtube someone has written this under this video "I'm sorry but Danny is the worst top 3er since season 1's nikki mckibbin".

Someone else has written "every single person in the audience is a douche. But the biggest douche of all is Danny. "I don't know the words to the song" WTF why try to sing it asshole?"

I would like to thank the interwebs for enabling us all to share our hate for Danny with the world.

barcode
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 6:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: San Jose

maybe it's the angle that this is being shot from, but it looks like he is facing the band with his back to the audience for half the show at least.

Love the way the backup singer calls him out on his FAIL.

David Gee
Posted: 5/10/2009 at 7:34 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Costa Mesa, CA

If this guy weren't a douche and hadn't pulled the Sob Story thing, he would be the ideal VFTW pick at this point. Personally, I'd still rather watch him lose right in front of the whole world as opposed to winning and fading into obscurity mostly invisible to us.

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