"Vocal masterclass."

Brilliant pick, VTFW. You're voting for the idol golden boy.

I thought Chris was going to sing Heart's song Heartless.

The judges must have been reamed out big time this week. They are running circles around themselves trying to cover up for last weeks fiasco. Buttholes.

Adam's version of One was boring, pitchy and offkey. Chris Allen has been the best singer so far tonight. Gokey sounded horrible, completely horrible.

Get rid of the judges. They are miserable this year.

You know that episode of SouthPark where Cartman makes Scott Tennerman eat his own parents in a bowl of chili? That has been this season of American Idol.

They have removed any guise of being a real competition and are trying to trick us all into eating the chili. Why not just go to a completely scripted format?

Alright, I'll admit... I was actually pleasantly surprised with Kris. Once it was revealed that he would be breaking out Kanye's whiney, emo, shit orgy, <em>Heartless</em>, I sat down with a plate of rofflewaffles and a cold glass of freshly squeezed lmaonade, eagerly awaiting the lulz. But, I mean... he made it <em>good</em>. I'm almost tempted to download it off of their shamelessly plugged iTunes profile.

Adam kind of sucked. He's certainly done more impressive things with that mouth of his in the past.

Danny, however, was awful and excruciating, just according to plan. Even if we get him to win (and that isn't such a farfetched notion, actually), he still belongs on FAIL Blog. But that's enough out of me. Here's to Hokey molesting 19E! *raises lmaonade to a toast*

I suppose I should go vote now.

Um... Cryin is NOT early Aerosmith Dream on and walk this way are early aerosmith.

Please people if you're going to comment about a band, at least have your knowledge of the band intact.

Cryin came out in 1993.

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<strong>ciremelf100:</strong> You're an idiot, so much so that I won't even bother explaining why you're comment about "early Aerosmith" fails. Now GTFO.