Vote for Danny Gokey 1-866-436-5701, 04, and 07

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:51 PM EDT
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Danny Gokey needs to make the finale. Adam Lambert is the clear judges' favorite. Simon literally begged for people to vote for him. Pathetic. Kris Allen is the one who would sell tons of records to little girls. Where does that leave Danny? How about singing a lame version of "You Are So Beautiful" and dancing like a douche? This guy is a train wreck for 19E and they would not want to sign him. So let's make them. If Danny stays, Kris's fans will be angry as hell. And we need more hate mail. So think of that while you vote. 1-866-IDOLS-01, 1-866-IDOLS-04, and 1-866-IDOLS-07. You can dial any of the 3 to get through, so vote as much as you can.

rrrrrrrr
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote

You know that episode of SouthPark where Cartman makes Scott Tennerman eat his own parents in a bowl of chili? That has been this season of American Idol.

They have removed any guise of being a real competition and are trying to trick us all into eating the chili. Why not just go to a completely scripted format?

I never vote
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 3:19 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Fucktardville, USA

"Simon literally begged for people to vote for him. Pathetic."

Unlike what you do? So then who else must be Pathet...

lovelysapphire
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote

As much as I hate Gokey, the picture is killing me! xD

Jooh
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 3:23 PM Reply with quote

Danny appeals to mainstream America. 'nuff said.

Bella99
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: Salt Lake City

Oh my god I LOVE the picture hahahaha :)

licketysnicket
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 3:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York

<i>"Simon literally begged for people to vote for him. Pathetic."

Unlike what you do? So then who else must be Pathet...</i>

Oh come on you've never in your life had an opinion and tried to make someone else see your side of an arguement? There are a billion fan sites out there asking for people to agree w/whatever they're promoting and this, granted is more of an anti-fan site but it's the same idea... A judge on the other hand who is theoretically supposed to be giving his opinion just short of telling people outright "this is who I want you to vote for" should obviously not be taking that extra step.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 4:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

>Danny appeals to mainstream America. 'nuff said.

Mainstream America?? You looney loofah. There's no such thing. America is totally splintered and at ideological war with itself. Gokey appeals to a vocal minority at best. That's all.

tala
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 4:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Action Heights, IL

If it were at all possible to get Adam out tomorrow night, that'd be hilarious. As long as Danny makes it to the finale I'm happy though.

JTaylor
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 4:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Indiana

I think he got his motivation for "You're so beautiful" from what he says in the mirror every morning which proves this guy has bad judgement and horrible taste

Cry.Reuben
Posted: 5/12/2009 at 4:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Diner

<em>"Danny appeals to mainstream America. 'nuff said."</em>

<strong>--Jooh</strong>

Yeah, if Mainstream America was a douchey, child-molesting, talentless cesspool of idiocy in the shape of a mutilated, mind-fuck whale.

Oh, wait...

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