Danny Gokey is Gone, Bwahahaha

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM EDT
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Sure, we voted for him. But we hated him too. And it's hilarious to see Danny Gokey fail epically before the finale. Pastor Rolex must be crying in his fancy car right now. It just goes to show that if you pimp your dead wife for votes, eventually you end up universally hated and as the VFTW pick. Gokey gone was so worth the votes. We just wish he had to sing "Dream On" on the way out again. Bye bye, Danny, see ya never!

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bex32
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Richmond

The only thing greater than my love for VFTW is my hate for Gokey. Glad I don't have to see his smug face singing for the title. I want Kris to win so that my fav Adam can be free to be fabulous.

hedwigowl03
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:31 PM Reply with quote

Thank god!! What is up with Kara- Did you see her face when Kris got into the final? She was mouthing "Oh no or Oh god or something". She was also staring at Chokey while he was singing like she was enamoured with him. She is the biggest douche locker on the face of the planet!!

sum1
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

HOORAY!

Ssssophiie
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: Toronto, Ontario

life is good!

ChaoticFreshness
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote

damnit, adam's gonna win. :l

I just realized this tonight, danny looks like a caricature. Like, if he went to a caricature artist, the artist would just take a picture of danny and give it to him. Or kind of like, if he made an avatar of himself on yahoo, it would look exactly like him. That shit is hilarious. What a douche.

Might I also bring into question why american idol feels the need to make fun of africans on the post finale episode? I mean what WAS that? That choreography is gonna give me nightmares.

Malaysian Diva
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote

Gokey's gone. Does this mean that there's no Jesus?

Red_Parka
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: =D

I never thought the day would come...HE'S GONE! No more smug, stuck up, "I'm so good I watch my performance tape all night" face ever again. His wife can finally rest in peace. Gokey's elimination-GOD'S PLAN.

Human
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:41 PM Reply with quote

Am I the only one who thinks tonight was the most hilarious episode ever? There were so many little things that made it so enjoyable. Such as, the producers left out Danny's epic fail with Billie Jean, they showed Adam's stripper fan, the fact that there was a sign in Gokey's concert that bashed Adam, but as soon as the Gokey-bashing sign in Kris' concert was almost shown, they quickly cut to something else, the name Adam Lambert stitched into Kady Perry's cape, her ridiculous performace, and so many other things. The funniest thing of all, I think, was that Danny's fans picked up on the hands-heart thing he always does, and the drawing of it on a fan's sign.

It was so hilarious, I was laughing the whole night.

Now I'm starting to think kris might win. Danny's fans hate Adam already, and now that he beat Danny out, I'm sure all of Danny's votes will move to Kris. Ryan said that only 1 million votes seperated Adam and Kris, so I'm thinking Kris has a good shot at winning the whole thing.

miso_horny
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: erf

So does this mean that Karaisatardi Gokey fantard is leaving too?

Good.

Smartie
Posted: 5/13/2009 at 4:46 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

Fuck off Gokey you dead wife whoring loser!

Now for Adam to win and be stuck with that shit album and chained to Idol for life!

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