A-Jacks, you're thinking of Ann Marie Boskovich. She's hot, which means you're way off. Neither of them sing that great, but Stevie was way worse.

Check this out!

MANILA, Philippines—Media people who attended the press conference of Idols David Cook and David Archuleta were given instructions not to ask three questions.

The off-limits topics included: (2) Archuleta’s fascination for local diva Regine Velasquez; and (3) rumors concerning Archuleta’s gender.

??????? Is Archie a woman now?

^^^^^ LOL...except that gender refers to your identity, not your biological sex. We tend to use the terms gender and sex interchangeably, even though gender is far more complex a concept than masculine/male or feminine/female. I'm thinking they were making an implication about his sexuality, not his sex, which is still amusing in the context you found it in.

Customs officials, not familiar with Archuleta, were probably worried he was sick with the swine flu when (wheeeeze) he started (wheeeeze) to answer (wheeeeeze) their questions (wheeeeze.)