Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for 'That Guy That's Not Adam Lambert'

I can work with that logic, unlike voting for DWD.

OMG! The votes actually COUNT?

Oh, shit! That picture is priceless! lmao

Congrats on choosing Kris "Karaoke" Allen. After all who wants a gourmet meal when you can have bread and water? If they put a cardboard cut out of this hillbilly genetic throwback on the stage and played a tape of his singing now one would know the difference.

And even when it came time for the judges opinions, you still wouldn't know, because "Blissed out" Allen never says anything. Come on judges, this is a guy from Arkansas, take pity and use words he can understand. "Kris, that not good song" Is about as high as you can aim for when your dealing with someone who's literally a slack-jawed yokel.

If you look back at the shows, his brother honestly hard trouble understanding the word "wet". They come from an educational system where they have test questions like "If your standing next to one cousin and I put a second cousin next to you, what do you have?" And the answer comes back "A double wedding."

Why do you think Ryan is always pointing to him with the cards when he gives the results? It's the only way country Ken Doll knows what they are talking about.

I will vote for him as many times as I can. I'm sick of seeing this fangirly shit.

Why even bother to put up a poll and ask who to vote for if you simply pick the one with the least votes? Not sure there was a point.. And it seems like v4tw simply has an agenda, lol. Plus how do you know Adam isn't doing what he wants? Dave thinks he has esp??? Hmmm. As for "promoting", the show simply endorses good singers and has done this every single year. If they are great, they get praise. Not too hard to figure out. And Adam preforms "terribly"? Now, I'm convinced you are telling people what they want to hear, you little diplomat.. But I do think your pick of Kris is pretty funny since he's pretty much like wallpaper. In other words, not very interesting therefore not good.. Cause if he were good, he'd be at least interesting. But wait. You act like you won't pick Adam because he's terrible, but you pick Kris because he's, UM, WELL, GULP, terrible. Contradiction, LOL. Oh, never mind. Well, at least if Adam wins, every one will know he really won rather than the way it will turn out for Kris if he won.

jz33040, I don't think that post is very fair to Kris Allen. Mostly because it's full of words too big for him to read or understand the meaning of.

@Bakura, LOL. true. But all Kris needs to do is look surprised and humble to get to the next level, so maybe he doesn't need a vocabulary.

jz33040, it's not hard to be humble when Paula Abdul's IQ actually dwarfs your own.

And he looks surprised because this is the first time he's encountered a word with more then two syllables. Also there's a fair to decent chance he just discovered what an opposable thumb is and thats bound to throw the guy for a loop.

I understand why you are choosing the "other guy" as your worst - but how can you say that Adam has ever "performed terribly"? I've watched every show and the only performances I can actually remember are the ones Adam did, but not for bad reasons. If he were that terrible, I guess VFTW should be choosing Adam, not the other guy right? I'm soooo confused. Help me understand VFTW!