thefunnystone
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:29 PM Reply with quote
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Adam Lambert's "One" and "Cryin" were easily the worst vocals of the night out of all 6 performances. His screeching was painful to listen to, much worse than normal. But the judges praised it anyway. Anyone else who was that out of tune and overly indulgent would have been torn apart.

MuteButton
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:33 PM Reply with quote

This is great. Everyone's going to shit themselves when Fodderboy wins.

And hopefully they'll show his wife during the finals, she always looks pissed.

Bakura
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote

"Anyone else who was that out of tune and overly indulgent would have been torn apart."

And I assure you Kris would've been had he been able to comprehend the meaning of those words.

And as far as Hillbilly Allen's wife Barbie, I don't think she looks pissed, I think she's just worried Kris will fail and she'll have to fullfill her dreams of success with one of her other cousins.

katsz
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: Dover , DE

I am and Adam fan. However, I also like Kris. I want Adam to win but if Kris gets most of Danny's votes....those that don't think he "stole" from him, and he keep the other voted off contestants votes too, he might win. I think that Adam would want to win but would be ok if Kris wins...I think he will be gracious as always. I am surprised you guys aren't all over the painting/ unpainting of their finger nails.

Phishsteak
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:51 PM Reply with quote

The guy who's not Adam and blends into wallpaper? Classic! I'll think I'll make that wallpaper pic my wallpaper. haha....and YES...Adam never queened it up to his potential...the judges praise him for being true to himself but he hasn't been......well he still has one show left....please God let him do Crawl Thru Fire for the finale, or something just as flaming. The only moment he got close to his pastie nipple self was when he started lifting up his shirt on Ring of Fire to fondle his flameness...woo hoo

aman0s
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

Kris has had many good performances and your banner is stupid.

The only reason no one's heard of him is because he hasn't been pimped out at all, and yet he's still good enough to get into the finale.

Bakura
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:52 PM Reply with quote

katsz, Don't worry by the time Adam is done with him, Kris will be cage dancing and his name will changed to Allen54.

thefunnystone
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:57 PM Reply with quote
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Or if Kara's around, Allen57.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 4:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Precisely because the lack of pimping (and outright being thrown under the bus) is why he's the pick.

The fact that Lambertards (like Baraka or whatevia their name is) are already posting their stupid whiny fangirly shit says it all. Monkey Boy FTW!

Billy Unicorn
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:01 PM Reply with quote

I would've gone with Adam to spite the fundies who will move from Danny to The Other Guy.

AND to troll the people who are upset by the show shilling for him. Why should I be upset about them trying to push a flaming queen on the 50+ year old Idol fan base? It's hilarious.

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