Bakura
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:03 PM Reply with quote

"Allen57"

I assume the number comes from Kris' IQ or his SAT score?

catgirl99
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:16 PM Reply with quote
Laughing like a hyena Location: Los Angeles

"Studio 57" was what Kara DioGuardi said when she meant "Studio 54".

cfks
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:19 PM Reply with quote

As funny and perfect as this may seem....I wonder whether AI called your bluff this time. After careful consideration, it suddenly dawned on me that the production team at AI might have been anticipating this all along, and you played into their hands.

Stay with me on this. They wanted Lambert to be there till the end, cuz face it he was creating the controversy they needed to draw viewership. ($$$) However, I don't think they are prepared for the backlash that will follow should the guy actually get the title. There's just too much junk in the closet...and too much of society that will go crazy if/when that door is opened all the way. They can't be distracted trying to sweep up the mess.

Sure they say it is fine...but secretly I think they don't want to deal with whatever else is still hiding in there....so hmmmm what is the best way to make sure he doesn't get the title...wait I KNOW !!.... we will pimp him...we will go so overboard that everyone gets sick of hearing his name....and be so creeped out by the media hype that they vote for the underdog...whoever the hell that is didn't matter...Danny, Kris, Lil....made no difference to them (well until Lil tanked and then they quickly threw her overboard).....

so, my friends, I think they played the game better than you did this year. They are obviously aware of this gang-o-thieves...and knew that you would do exactly what you did, should they try to cram Lambert down your throats.

They played their hand, and you in turn, played right along...like misguided fools, you were grinning all the while. On the other hand, I'm not sure what you would have had to gain by favoring Lambert, so it's probably a moot point.

I just find it humorous that you think you've got the upper hand, when I think they just took you guys for a ride.

All I can say, is you may want to wise up to the fact that they have become a more respectable poker player...and up your game next season.

Thanks for the laughter though.

Moxie
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

jz33040 said "Why even bother to put up a poll and ask who to vote for if you simply pick the one with the least votes?"

Just like American Idol, VFTW reserves the right to discount any votes from fantards like you who try to stuff the ballot box.

sitcom as
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:20 PM Reply with quote

I love both Kris and Adam, but when it comes down to it, I'm rooting for Adam for some many reasons (superior in singing, sexy as hell, more marketable, World Idol, etc). However, I understand why you are picking Kris, but I wish you'd root for Adam just to piss off those god damned bible beaters! Some cave dwellers on one website say Adam looks like the devil.....now what the hell does the devil look like? That red guy with horns? It just pisses me off, and I would love to see a (yes) flamboyant gay guy win Idol! BTW, I sort of feel sorry for Kris' wife. She looks miserable most of the time and he'll be on the road touring with Idol. I think they're newlyweds and probably won't stay married for too long. Chicks will be throwing themselves at Kris everywhere. He'll go Hollywood in no time.

Bakura
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:30 PM Reply with quote

"I love both Kris and Adam." Dollars to donuts you and Katy "Barbie" Allen just found something in common. Seriously, if that girl ever figures out it's not a state law that you must marry a cousin, Karaoke Kris is in big trouble.

"Adam looks like the devil.....now what the hell does the devil look like?"

If their quote is accurate, Richard Simmons apperently.

derkommisar
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: In your boyfriend's bed

I like the wallpaper picture better than the banner, lmfao. Seriously, you could've done SO much better.

mamagaga
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 6:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: the womb

Adam is not going to win, and this "shocking elimination" will be great for 19E. I didn't realize that until I saw the screaming 12-year-olds at Kris's homecoming. They will spend every penny of their allowances on Kris albums, Kris downloads, Kris fan club memberships and Kris concerts.

Adam has been the fodder. I liked him at first, because he was different and pretty good. But all his performances are pretty much the same. He's a good entertainer, once a week, and that's really the reason they've been pimping him. Also to set up the dramatic elimination that's going to happen next week. Do you think that Adam's bad backup singer last week was just a coincidence?

19E will be happy to sign "the other guy" and happy that he wins and can then be known as "The American Idol" rather than "the other guy"

Bakura
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 6:12 PM Reply with quote

"I didn't realize that until I saw the screaming 12-year-olds at Kris's homecoming. They will spend every penny of their allowances on Kris albums, Kris downloads, Kris fan club memberships and Kris concerts."

Hey those are Kris' classmates. They taught him how to read and sing, which explains his performances this season.

"Also to set up the dramatic elimination that's going to happen next week."

I assume your refering to Adam's whacking Katy so he can finally have Kris all to himself.

Smellia-Camellia
Posted: 5/15/2009 at 6:30 PM Reply with quote
Watching the entropy from the bayou Location: In front of the burning roux

Ha! I guessed right on what Dave was thinking! Vote for the ur-fodder!

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