Fantard of the Week: Melissa Dawn Gets an Adam Lambert Tattoo

Posted by againstallodds on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 8:53 AM EDT
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We've had some idiots on the site, but this one takes the cake. A woman gets a permanent Adam Lambert tattoo on her back. The best part is when she asks a waiter if he knows what her tattoo means, and the man has never heard of Adam. Also check out Melissa Dawn vandalizing stores to promote Adam. This woman is a nutcase. This is the reason we must help Kris win. Imagine the video she'd make then!

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JohnnyDrama
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 9:27 AM Reply with quote
PaPa Fuck B**bs Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!

She didn't show the tattoo she got on her ass! She got a "W" on each cheek so when she bends over it says.. W o W

What a fucken idiot!

Sharkster
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 9:54 AM Reply with quote

Yeah, I bet the scores of dudes cornholing her in the future are going to be THRILLED to see some gay dudes name scrawled on her back.

Dumbass.

GrimlyFiendish
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 10:06 AM Reply with quote

This will probably be the last thing Adam sees right before he dies. Wouldn't surprise me if she's also plotting a murder-suicide, so that they can dance in heaven together forever.

crazytom
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 10:10 AM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

That's why it's called disposable income.

Weenrocks
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 10:11 AM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: At the straw and pine store

Damn, it looks like she's trying to ensorcell unsuspecting nonconformists with that thing!

uncbare
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 10:27 AM Reply with quote
Location: North Cakalacky

I love it when she shoots the rocker sign and tells the tattoo artist "You're a true rocker," something that the man with his name on her back most definitely is not.

rraws
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 10:42 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

I love finding crazy fantards

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 11:36 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Glamtards are irritating as hell. Like Glambert is ever going to view her backside. Monkeydude has a better chance of Glambert seeing his backside than this crazed bitch.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 11:43 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

This bitch is crazy! Adam, run...run far away..

I like her text in the video...."the jokes on you Votefortheworst website!"

I loled.

Yet another gene pool diluter in action.

Cyanide
Posted: 5/18/2009 at 11:50 AM Reply with quote
Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy

Be funny if this dumbass guessed the wrong phone number for Adam and was actually posting up Kris's voting number.

It's lucky she got that thing on her back where she won't have to see it and regret it every waking second of her life. Still, though, imagine having to explain the damned thing every time she wears a tank top.

Telling us that she got that tattoo expressly so VFTW would vote for Adam makes me hug myself with glee. We are SO. FUCKING. IMPORTANT!

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