i have one thing to say about all these emails...

BLAH BLIPPITY BLAH BLAH BLAH. etc

oh and danefrazier96@gmail.com, how secure is your computer? i have a "picture" i'd like you to check out =)

I'm just sayin

hahahaha

Yeah, seriously, who's he gonna hand that petition to? the pope, the president, or the AI Producers? You have the right to petition anything, but if no one gives a crap....Kenny you're wasting your time and the time of anyone else who bothered to read your post. And i already called my lawlers to sew your ass for the 1 minute thirty seconds of my life I will NEVER get back.

That is all.

Almost 60 signatures...wow.

Glad to see the mailbag coming in on a more consistent basis. It was sorely missed during the first few weeks of the top 12 performing.

I can't wait for this week's "hate mail" from the fantards after Wednesday's results show. Regardless of who wins, I'm sure all the 10 year olds WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND ABBREVIATE EVERY FUCKING WORD NO MATTER HOW SHORT IT IS, (I mean, does it really save you so much time typing "U" instead of "You"??), as well as all the 55 year old frauen soccer moms who want their 10 year old daughters to grow up &; marry Adam Lambert or Ryan Seacrest, (who most likely would already be married to each other if this show was done in Massachusetts), are going to be going all out in full force against this site, (even though the show will have finished up by then so anything they type will be pointless).

So sit back, make sure your lawlers, loyers, layers, and all the other 88 versions of the word "lawyer" that you'll be seeing in the mailbag, are on speed dial, open up 2 versions of Microsoft Word to catch all the spelling mistakes and enjoy the merciful end to this season.

And hopefully, that annoying know-it-all bitch Kara Dioguardi will be leaving the show for good too.

OK, you guys HAVE to go to the Petition that one of the people in the Mailbag (The first letter) was talking about. It's being completely spammed and some of the comments are f-ing hilarious! LOL!

Sigh, why must people be such idiots? Seems like every girl or guy that has any opinion on ANYTHING thinks that everyone wants to hear them ramble on about it. We don't. Really. And I agree, NO!!! NEED!!! TO!!! TALK!!! LIKE!!! THIS!!!!!!

I went ahead and signed Kenny's petition since it had so few signatures.

With the recent news of Kris dating Anoop and Adam dating an Outback Steakhouse, I'm not even sure which one is the gay one anymore. Luckily I have this site to tell me who to vote for. Thank you VFTW!

OH MY GOD, They’re killing Kenny’s petition!!! We bastards!!

Hey Willow, go weep somewhere else.

Jonathan, I don’t know about that. Pastor Rolex might have gotten to upgrade his Escalade to the next higher model if Gokey had won, but now he has to settle for a new Rolex.

Hey Dane, we don’t give a crap that Gokey got eliminated. In fact, we’re pretty damn happy about it.

Yeah, Warren, Danny’s kind heart enabled him to try out for that cheesefest just four weeks after his wife passed away!!! Amazing.

Pat, if Adam wouldn’t have sold out his fabulousness to try to win this stupid “competition”, those photos never would have been shown . . . ahhhh who the hell am I trying to kid? Yeah, they would have, because pissing off fantards is our top priority.

Ok, reallypissedoff, which worster are you? Scott Baio again? If this isn’t fake, then you’re a complete dumbass not only for the ALL-CAPS, but for saying that HEARTLESS is your favorite song.

Erin, it only took you eight seasons to realize this? Oh well, later is better than never.

Nick, you’re a future worster. And congratulations for making state in band competition.

Eva, you really need to understand something here. We really don’t give a shit. Honestly.

Iris, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Oh, Danny, I was hoping you’d come around. Did Cracker (or whatever his name is) finally convince you that Stickam was a waste of time? Good for you. Now get your ass out there and do something useful with whatever talent you might still have. (If your last name isn’t Noriega, disregard). All kidding aside, thanks. Its nice to see that there are people who get this site, and can take a joke.

Stephen, read this S L O W L Y. Danny did this just four weeks after she died. And, he did it to get sympathy votes from suckers like you. And it worked, because he never would have made the top 12 based on “talent” alone. He’s one of the worst singers I’ve ever heard. In fairness, he was probably just taking the advice from Pastor Rolex.

Jackie, thanks. You are absolutely correct, we don’t give a crap who wins. We just like to make the process more bearable for all.

Megan, we don’t care. And if we’re such a non-entity, why do you care enough to write us and tell us? If I were against VFTW, I’d rather have us think that we are a significant force. That way, we wouldn’t change anything. But since you wrote and told us we’re a nonfactor, you can bet that we’ll be spending days upon days in the boardroom to come up with a new battle plan that will make us rule the world.

Worsters: please please please every one of you should sign that petition. Let's help dear Kenny get his goal! but do mention you're a worster when you sign it. I'm heading over there right now.

But first, why do these idiots write us hate mail if they know we love it so much? It kind of defeats the purpose of hate mail, ya know? But I'm not complaining, I love reading these. Keep it up fantards!! Love you Kenny!

What I think is even more hilarious is the comments on the anti-site petition that slam the contestants and judges anyway.