We did it. Kris Allen Actually Won American Idol! VFTW Victory!

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 6:20 PM EDT
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Kris Allen won American Idol season 8. The guy who was supposed to go home for many weeks actually took home the title and beat out the clear frontrunner. VFTW Victory! The votes were close, and VFTW's extra votes may have been what pushed him over the edge to beat megapimped Adam Lambert in the finale. This is a hilarious result, as the show clearly wanted Adam to win. When Kris was announced as the winner, Simon wouldn't even give him a standing ovation like the other judges did. This is one of the greatest VFTW victories of all time, as the person who was supposed to win ended up losing. Gotta love it.

Thanks to everyone for a great season, it's been so much fun and we had a great time messing with America's Largest Karaoke Competition. And to top it all off, we helped select the winner. So all of you Adam fans out there, we just have one thing to say. BWAHAHAHA. It's still funny! We're sure the news wil try to spin it like Adam lost because America is homophobic or because America loves an underdog. But we all know it was VFTW making sure the pimped winner didn't stand a chance. Bravo.

actefft
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Missouri

Actually I just watched the tape back and Simon gave Kris a standing ovation after he was announced the winner.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

We did it! Now imagine Idol trying to push Kris...lol after they pushed Adam so hard. Victory FOR THE WORST.

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: A nice, quiet pasture far, far away from Kristy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! to all those who say we don't make a difference on the outcome of American Idol. Seeing Kris win made up for watching the show tonight. ROFL!

ItsMeDeb
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
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Thanks guys!

rraws
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

VICTORY!!!

dial idol was soooo close it definitely was us that put him over the top, oh Adam if u had lived up to your VFTW potential u would have won.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Victory screech!!!!!!!!!

Loolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nescio
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:28 PM Reply with quote

Of all the funny things I've read on this site, the idea that VFTW had any influence over the votes is the funniest. One hundred million votes were cast? How many do you actually think came from people following your instruction to vote for Kris? You are legends in your own minds.

Malaysian Diva
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:29 PM Reply with quote

Three words: In-credible!!!

Wow, wow, wow! Congratulations everyone!

I just love this site!

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:31 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

My favourite tards are the bitter ones who come over here just to tell us we don't make a difference.

slambolt
Posted: 5/20/2009 at 6:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: west vagina

NESCIO go fuk deadwifegokeys fat ass u fukin fantard

ur just mad cuz ur queen lost

and to all the fantards go fuk urselves

we won

u bitches lost

fuk u

fuk u

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