Roseanne Barr = Best Idol Commentator Ever

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 9:37 AM EDT
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Roseanne Barr blogged about the Idol finale, and it may be the best 2 paragraphs written about Idol ever. She calls Kara a tranny, says Idol watchers are idiots, and rips Simon Fuller a new asshole. Hilarious! We love her.

"the u.s. elections! it's all for show and has no substance, offensive homophobic sexist and hateful. the closeted gay guy who goes to church won over the gay guy who is "out".



simon fuller never tells the truth, because the truth is that simon fuller hates originality and talent, and only likes what is common and hack. That is what american record buyers support--same shit different day... the white guy who sings with an emotional catch in his voice that little girls can have safe romantic sexual fantasies about. FUCKIN pat boone YUCK! cancel this atrocious show. the new girl looks like a boy in her bikini...she probably has a dick too. Laugh its all bullshit, just like everything else is all bullshit here, starting with that governor, an austrian closet case who hangs around with my ex husband who is a complete sociopathic LOON!"

EdgarSandwiches
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 9:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vista

Yay! She used the word loon, which I love! I'm glad she typed this, though. I wouldn't be able to understand it if she said it. She just became cool.

azurebird
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 9:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Gotta love her! :)

nothingtoadd
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 10:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: everywhere

Hahahaha!

So Kris is gay, Schwarzernegger is gay, Adam is gay (well, duh), Kara is a tranny, Simon Fuller hates originality (again, duh).

I guess she's a little upset that Adam lost.

i8u
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 11:16 AM Reply with quote

There are maybe a handful of people that I have experienced in this life that I can say are a total waste of a human being. Rosanne Barr is one of those people. She should just be taken out and shot with no remorse nor compunction. I can't believe VFTW will even waste time with her.

Insane
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 11:57 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Good Jebus, I love that Roseanne Barr.

SlashDash
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 12:06 PM Reply with quote
Worster from a far away land

There might be something about the closeted gay guy winning, but the guy who is "out"?!?

Ahem... Shouldn't a guy who is out be able to say the "G" word proudly?

Seriously, the guy is a terrible gay role model for kids.

Why are everyone up to make that out of him?

(Don't have a problem with him, just what people try to make out of him)

Oh well. Got to say that she nailed the new girl perferctly.

Tropics500
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 1:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Palm Beach FL

rb must hate religibots as much as I do. I've never met one that's not a complete brain dead asshole.

MeganTard
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 1:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: in ur computr

Best.

Tard.

Meltdown.

Ever.

!

Undirtied
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 3:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: bored shitless with S9 so far

Oh good I thought I was the only one who got a gay vibe from Kris.

Kara sucks, but please, Roseanne, you'll never look that good in a bikini. Fat people bashing people with good bodies ain't ever gonna work, sorry.

darwin1981ph
Posted: 5/24/2009 at 3:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

Got 2 words to say to her --- GET-ALIFE....

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