And So It Begins...

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, May 25, 2009 at 5:01 PM EDT
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The Idol tour is upon us. The first chance for the Idol contestants to meet the fans all around the country who helped vote them for the win. Don't get us wrong, there are plenty of normal, attractive people who vote for Idol. But there are also... the Frauen. These overweight, bored housewives have nothing better to do than stalk the Idol contestants around the country during the tour and afterwards. They create scrapbooks, buy expensive presents for contestants they have never met, and try to find the hotels that the Idols stay at. They become friends with the Idol contestants' friends and family to try to get an "in". They leave their husbands home and act like 12 year olds on a bad sugar high. Idol contestants, we have one piece of advice for you. Cut them off now. Do not talk to them. Do not look at them. Do not acknowledge them. Doing so will only result in a stalking case being opened up. Last year's Idols learned the hard way that these women are delusional. So we're warning you up front. We know you read this site. Don't let it happen to you. The frauen are merciless and plentiful. And they're coming.

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sum1
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 5:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

Dave, how long do you think until Aperilla joins them?

ModN
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 5:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Green Bay, WI

Just think. In a few years Adam will be fat, ugly, and middle-aged, just like these frauen!

c-hud
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote

You never know. Maybe some of the "frauen" have a better shot at hooking up with Adam Lambert than you think... a lot of them look like men. So, anything's possible.

Smartie
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 7:19 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Those frauen are actually Ace Young frau, who have held sex parties with the guest of honour - a blow up doll called Ace.

http://www.idletard.com/blog/archives/7876

Now they've switched to Adam.

Watch out Adam, the floodgates are open.

rraws
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 8:10 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

the frau are the most frighting part of idol

GialloGuy
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 8:33 PM Reply with quote

When Adam comes out (tick tock), I have a feeling it's gonna be like Kathy Bates when James Caan killed off Misery. Times a million.

burptide
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 8:36 PM Reply with quote

If only the frauen had put down the cheesecake, they might have been able to vote more and save Adam. Don't complain about Adam not winning, it's your fault as your gustatory needs obviously came first. Try using the phone, and not the fork.

burptide
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 8:56 PM Reply with quote

And who says VFTW aren't compassionate?!?!?!! Idols, you've been warned! Step away from the frauen.

SlashDash
Posted: 5/25/2009 at 11:12 PM Reply with quote
Worster from a far away land

"When Adam comes out (tick tock), I have a feeling it's gonna be like Kathy Bates when James Caan killed off Misery. Times a million."

But since the guy was asked flat out and still refused to give an answer,

it's more likely that some frau or a cheesy reporter will take a picture.

And then the gates of hell will seriously be opened.

All I know is that when the day comes, I'm running to see Aperila's idiot reaction :)

manlambda
Posted: 5/26/2009 at 2:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

You mean like all the pictures that are already out there. Adam doesn't need to say the words because it's out there. Just because some people are delusional doesn't mean he has to say the words to set up them str8. In fact they are so delusional he could say it and they probably still wouldn't believe it.

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