Kara DioGuardi Tries to Steal Adam Lambert's (Gay) Thunder

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 2:00 PM EDT
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Kara DioGuardi, the girl no one would invite to their birthday party because she has cooties, has decided to start trumpeting on The View that Adam Lambert is definitely gay. Do people really still care about this? Seriously? Kara tells Barbara Walters in the episode set to air tomorrow, "I don't think that Adam [Lambert] was ever in [the closet]. I think he was always openly out." Kara, no one cares what you think or have to say. Remember? That's why you had such a bad time judging Idol this year.

So why do people still care that Adam is gay? Apparently Adam has been holding back because he's possibly getting a big, fat paycheck from Rolling Stone to announce it in a cover story in their next issue. As if it needs an announcement. When will Adam release his unsuccessful dance album so we can all forget about him like we have last year's runner up, What's His Face, and the year before's, Whozithuh?

Fiscus
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 2:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: St. Elsewhere

FWIW, RS had a small article on him that said he made Idol watchable again.

Hmmpph.

dyslexistential
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 2:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cleveland

You should rename this site MJ's Secondhand Blog!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 2:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Oh no! What's Apezilla gonna do now?? Better keep her away from sharp objects. On second thought, let's all send her razor blades.

dyslexistential: Screw you and the horse you rode in on. VFTW does plenty of original reporting. You don't have personal knowledge of the facts. Piss off, you donkey.

jazzilicious
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: living in the land of the mitten

Glambert coming out in Rolling Stone is going to be just as shocking as Gayken coming out in People. The frau will freak and everyone else will point and laugh since we all know anyways.

azurebird
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 3:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

She'll say anything as long she's in the spotlight. No matter WHAT the news contains, all that matters to Kara is that she's involved. One way or another.

narcissistic pig.

dyslexistential
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 4:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cleveland

Whoooa, defensive much? That's ME told off.

Seriously, though, virtually every story I see on here, except for VFTW's own esoteric ramblings or unflattering pictures of contestants accompanied by snarky comments, was already broken on MJ's Big Blog hours before.

DhaniCauldwell
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 4:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Convincing Anthony Bourdain to be a mentor on American Idol

Wait--Adam's GAY?!

thefunnystone
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 4:57 PM Reply with quote
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Wow, MJ and I both report on Idol news so we put up the same articles. Shocking. She's just faster than I am ;-)

Though we now have an update on Diana Degarmo up that MJ's Big Blog doesn't. OH NO! No one cares. MJ is cool, so are we, read the site you prefer and get the news there if you hate reading it twice.

dyslexistential
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 5:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cleveland

"She's just faster than I am ;-)"

That was my point.

EdgarSandwiches
Posted: 5/28/2009 at 5:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vista

Wait.... Michael Jackson has a blog?

:P

Though I pretty much worship RS's lists, this homonuisance is getting really out of hand.

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