That's a real shame.

I'm embarrassed for the poor guy.

And you just know thost frauen probably smell bad too.

Fat women ride around in those hoverround things at Walmart because:

1. They're too lazy to walk

2. They figure people will think they're disabled and being fat isn't their fault.

what a shame taylor hicks.

frauens are scary huge

"They're heifers. The frauen usually are."

Hence my desire to come up with acronym that spells the word F.A.T.

F.A.T. = F***ing Atrocious Troglodytes

Does Walmart have a Bible section? If so they could have a rotating string of past Idol contestants performing daily.