Twitter Exists Only to Make VFTW Laugh

Posted by againstallodds on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 6:51 AM EDT
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Honestly, what kind of self-absorbed morons actually use Twitter to update people on every little thing they do? We are convinced that Twitter only exists so that when we need a good laugh, we can log on and see just how idiotic some of the Idol contestants are. Case in point, it would be fun right now to find Danny Gokey doing something stupid that will inevitably lead to ruining his career, Jorbacca talking about how much she loves to stuff food in her face, and a contestant talking about VFTW:

DannyGokey: I overslept and missed 3 radio interviews....i feel so stupid.

TheRealJordin (Jordin Sparks): TOBLERONEEEEEE

Ramiele: @kristyleecook OMG you have a twitter! If it wasn't for you, I would be the one @Votefortheworst would have picked!

Ta da! Maybe Twitter isn't so useless after all. Of course, you can watch the VFTW Twitter where we send people stupid messages and generally mock other Twitter users as well.

ETA: Turns out the Ramiele twitter is fake. This is her real one. Would someone get her to explain what "pots n pans blitches fuck wid it" means? And why would someone waste time pretending to be Ramiele? This makes no sense.


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aaliyah7890
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 7:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Oklahoma City

wow Ramielle, she's pretty much telling Kristy Lee Cook "If you weren't so bad, I would have been the VFTW pick! Thanks for sucking!" haha
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chikkijaxun
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 7:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

Jorbacca want chocolate ROAR!!!!
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goobersnotch
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 8:29 AM Reply with quote

check out ramiele's other twits (particularly her conversation with latinagirl92) for some good laughs

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xdahlia
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 10:02 AM Reply with quote

the ramiele in this post isn't the real one. lol, but she's pretty funny.

this is the real her: http://twitter.com/Ramielemalubay
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gaziza
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 11:07 AM Reply with quote
Randy is fat

Thanks Jorbacca, now I want a Toblerone.
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Snotty
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 12:40 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: limbo

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<span class="status-body"><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/swear_bot" title="Swear_Bot" class="screen-name">swear_bot</a></strong><span class="entry-content">Potty mouth alert! @<a href="http://twitter.com/votefortheworst">votefortheworst</a> stop with the cursing!</span></span>

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<span class="status-body"><span class="meta entry-meta"><a rel="bookmark" href="http://twitter.com/swear_bot/status/1968241518" class="entry-date"><span class="published">11:02 PM May 29th</span></a> <span>from web</span></span></span>

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Wilfried
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 2:27 PM Reply with quote

Someone needs to tell Porky you can't miss interviews that never existed in the first place.

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azurebird
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 3:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

I wouldn't be caught dead using Twitter...even if it's for my #1 website, VFTW. I have facebook and part of a great group of VFTWers, and that's enough for me! :) Although, making fun of Twittertards is definately something I could reconsider. ;)

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EdgarSandwiches
Posted: 6/1/2009 at 5:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vista

Why not be Ramiele?

She's cuter than an aborted fetus!

I like her.

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Linestra
Posted: 6/2/2009 at 8:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cape Cod, MA

I'll always love Scott MacIntyre's twitter for this gem

IdolScott- Scotties and Wild Angels... You're all 10's in my eyes:)
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