Kylie Minogue Wants To Kill Her Career

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 1:06 PM EDT
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Kylie Minogue is planning to work with Kara DioGuardi and Paula Abdul on her next album. Kylie worked with both on her song "Spinning Around" in 2000. In other news, Kylie Minogue doesn't care that her career is going to die because Kara hasn't had a new idea since 2000 and Paula hasn't been sober since... ever.

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Smartie
Posted: 6/4/2009 at 1:33 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

What career?

adam_atrophy
Posted: 6/4/2009 at 1:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, IL

and who the hell is she?

I've never heard of her.

sum1
Posted: 6/4/2009 at 3:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

I'm pretty sure she sang "Can't Get You out of my Head". Idol's Top 8 sang that song LIVE this year.

Orangutan
Posted: 6/4/2009 at 4:44 PM Reply with quote
King of the Jungle Location: No Longer "kooky"

Kylie works with probably dozens of different producers per album. She does a few tracks each with a whole load of people and then they just cull the best stuff together into an album. At any rate, "Spinning Around" is a very good Kylie song, so the track record is there.

Insane
Posted: 6/4/2009 at 5:54 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Avatar by yoji

You know, Smartie, the one where she dances like a stripper and lip synchs to bad electro-pop.

Myndrunner
Posted: 6/4/2009 at 6:11 PM Reply with quote
ass

La la la

la la la la la

I'm just here for the music

la la la

la la la la la

No Boundries!

Distemp
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 5:42 AM Reply with quote
Location: Boston

I really, REALLY wouldn't believe any of this without some official confirmation.

Ms Songbird
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 11:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Studio 57.

Honestly, who would even want to work with a incoherent woman and a horny bitch. Is Kylie that dumb?

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 6/22/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

I'd rather hear Nick Cave and Kylie working together again.

In fact, I'd rather hear a herd of buffalo working with Kylie. Maybe Paula will go off and get wasted while Kara and Kylie have orgies with man whores in the studio.

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