Hilariously Pathetic Claymates are Attacking Adam Lambert

Posted by againstallodds on Friday, June 05, 2009 at 9:09 AM EDT
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Remember that story we posted about Adam Lambert being a diva (well it's like 2 posts down, so you should probably remember it)? Turns out it may have been planted by the idiot Claymates because they were mad that Adam was insulting Clay Aiken. I know, right? Clay Aiken still has fans! We'll sit back and grab popcorn while Adam and Clay's fans attack each other and look like morons. Entertainment value for years! Remember, these are all ugly, fat housewives who still think they can get into Clay and Adam's pants. That makes it all the better.

Lambert FTW
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 9:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjayaland

LMAO! that is full of win!

i was waiting to see a fight between the glamberts and claymates. kind of like a west side story, jets and sharks-type deal.

Weenrocks
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 10:51 AM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: At the straw and pine store

Well, obviously the only way to settle this is to tie Adam and Clay's left wrists together with a leather strap, give them each a knife in their other hand, and have them dance around in a circle glaring at each other while an Idol cover of Beat It plays in the background.

supedupX
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 11:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: New York

We should have two contests. Who's the bigger queenie, diva. And Who has the ugliest, craziest frau.

Too close to call I say.

rraws
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 12:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

oh god a flame war between fans of two queens...that's gonna be good hahaha

sonr
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 2:18 PM Reply with quote

Maybe Clay and Adam can settle things with a singing contest

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 4:01 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

I want a "fat off." Whichever team that can weigh a ton using only 4 frauen wins!

Cry.Reuben
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Diner

<strong>Weenrocks:</strong> You just won The Internets. 'Nough said.

Sunfyre
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 5:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Have an awesome Christmas everyone!

People continue to frustrate me. Bitches!

sonr
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 7:14 PM Reply with quote

the Fat off sounds awesome, can the frauen sing? that would be a vftw victory

dunewave
Posted: 6/5/2009 at 10:40 PM Reply with quote

there can only be one queen xD

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