Ryan Seacrest Was a Fat Kid

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 6:42 AM EDT
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Of course it's mean to mock Ryan for what he looked like as a kid, but come on, this picture was too precious to pass up.


Myndrunner
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 7:35 AM Reply with quote
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I think Ryan is also DruPaul

reverendramona
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 8:25 AM Reply with quote
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He looks like a young Normund Gentle.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 9:38 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Man I'm glad I'm not famous cause my grade school pictures are an epic fail.

That being said, they're not as bad as THIS. Doesn't he look like a fatter Drew Barrymore?

HighxOnxCrack
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 9:58 AM Reply with quote
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Drew Barrymore i dont know lol.. but i think its a mix between Normund Gentle and Danny Okie-Dokie Gokey. I think he was reliving the past when he put on Normund's glasses during the finale XD

But still, you cant help but Wonder how much he had to pay for THAT amount of plastic surgery.

A-Jacks
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 10:05 AM Reply with quote
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Man, this sucks. There are very few of us who can poke fun at this shit without looking back on our own school pics (especially high school) and going "Aw fuck..."

Lint_Licker
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 10:12 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Maybe I'm just seeing things and it's just the braces but here it is.

Lurkersdovote
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 11:49 AM Reply with quote
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Would not want mine to be posted either!

woodrow12
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 1:10 PM Reply with quote
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OMG He was a cute Fat Kid.. He looks like the one who plays the best Friend in a Disney movie

Moxie
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 1:42 PM Reply with quote
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I'll be he was one of the last ones picked in gym class.

Regardless of the game being played.

jawajedi
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 1:57 PM Reply with quote
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Score one for the weird kids of the world! He's making bank these days! And there he is during that charming butterball stage nearly everyone goes through during middle school before growing 6 inches taller during summer break.

Sadly, Gokey never outgrew that stage.

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