Kris Allen Accentuates His Shortness

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 6:12 PM EDT
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Kris Allen still hasn't learned that to hide the fact that he's pocket sized in real life, he needs to hang out with shorter people so he looks normal height. Instead, he's posing with basketball players and looking even more midget like. May we suggest Kris's next promo opportunity is with some horse jockeys or singing a concert for some 8 year olds (like David Archuleta and friends)?

rraws
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 6:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

omg hahaha...i wonder how Ryan would look

darwin1981ph
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 7:45 PM Reply with quote
Location: Manila

Hahahaha! At least he doesn't need to kneel...

idontpaintmynails
Posted: 6/7/2009 at 11:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: in the streets

HAHAHA

but i thought kris is shorter than ryan.

the basketball guy looks scary. a scary giant. LOL

(obviously i don't watch basketball)

woodrow12
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 1:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Principal's office

Not a Kris fan but think he is cute in a compact way..

MOMSIX45
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 2:53 AM Reply with quote

I am glad that short is the new sexy. I see so many comments about sexy face and ksizzles awesomeness. I didn't vote for him but since I am short too am so happy that it is finally seen as sexy. You go Kris.

Idoltard
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 3:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: Los estados unidos

I would say Kris Allen is fun sized.

jetran66
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 6:59 AM Reply with quote

Good things come in small packages.

rstlne_vanna
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 7:18 AM Reply with quote

...looks like someone dresses to the left

...waaaaay down to the left

Kris better run before this guy starts looking at him as 'fun size' too!

nothingtoadd
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 8:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: everywhere

Short is the new sexy? According to whom?

I read somewhere that Kris and Ryan are the same height, but Ryan wears heels.

Valex
Posted: 6/8/2009 at 9:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: Long Island, NY

All I can focus on is the ridiculously muscular black guy

Just like in real life, there's no reason to pay attention to Kris

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