Carly Smithson Joins Band with Evanescence Members

Posted by againstallodds on Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 4:22 AM EDT
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Carly Smithson, the official Fail Whale of VFTW, has joined forces with ex-members of the band Evanescence to form a new band called The Fallen. But just like we figured, the band isn't going to release an album, because no one wants to buy Carly's music. Instead, the band is going to tour for a year and a half and record a few songs to release online during that time. So what ever happened to Carly's new record deal she kept bragging about that we all knew didn't exist? Apparently she could just drop it all of a sudden to join a band? Caught in another lie, that's Carly's fifth career failure. Let's go for six!


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Myndrunner
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 5:28 AM Reply with quote
ass

I guess the anal bleaching thing didn't go through?
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Infrequent Poster
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 6:16 AM Reply with quote
Location: PA

This makes me want to bang my head against my desk repeatedly.
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Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 6:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the bowels of the Earth

Looks like she lost some weight. Or is it just camera trickery?
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MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 6:39 AM Reply with quote

Can't believe you guys missed this: Last night on Twitter #gokeyisadouche was the number one trending topic after facebook screenshots of his family making homophobic and cruel comments about Adam were discovered and highlighted on Oh No They Didn't. Twitter then removed it from the list.

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 7:30 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Cunty did lose some of her baby weight but that pic is obviously chopped. I wonder if Toad and her baby will be coming on tour with her.
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AATFC
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 7:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: Nevada

She's just trying to stay relevant at this point. Just when we forget about her, she forces herself back into our memories like an incredibly catchy song that annoys the crap out of you when you remember it. Carly, just accept the fact that you are just a reject from a show that is pretty much a joke at this point. The more you try to be relevant, the more it seems like you're doing it out of desperation in an attempt to try and be famous for the 8th time. Just stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.
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The American Idle
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 7:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: Georgia

She's trying to remain relevant......

..by joining Evanescence

Think about that for a moment.

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rraws
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 7:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

wow evanescence breaks up for this...i love that band and now that plant is the lead singer. I know its not the same band but people will make the comparison....and carly is no Amy lee. This wreaks of so much failure why cant she be a good little idol wannabe and fade in to obscurity.

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o_o
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 8:09 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

I think it's great that she's in a band consisting of people just as desperate as she is.
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Lambert FTW
Posted: 6/18/2009 at 8:10 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjayaland

carly smithson is amy lee without the talent and fans.

and as someone else mentioned before, yes:

-headdesk-
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