Well, It Took All of 2 Days for The Fallen to Fail

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 4:49 AM EDT
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Carly Smithson, the official fail whale of VFTW, can add another failure to her resume. Just a few days ago, Carly and former members of the band Evanescence announced that they had formed a new band called The Fallen. Turns out that the unoriginal name was already taken by a semi-successful band in Pennsylvania and they're sending a cease and desist letter to Carly's group. They might as well rename themselves The Failen at this point. Their official MySpace seems to have already renamed the band We Are the Fallen.

Also, the free single that Band With The Changing Name tried to promote didn't get out to their fans on time and the band was forced to create a video to apologize. Carly blames the "overwhelming response" but we all know the band probably has no idea what they're doing and their site crashed. Carly claims that it wasn't a site crash, but why would she bring that up if that wasn't the case?

Double Epic Failure Moment!

front_row_alto
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 6:12 AM Reply with quote

Am I the only one who finds the very name We Are The Fallen ironic? Hehe...

They are probably just regrouping to include other idol cast-off's who think their poo poo don't stink. Wait a minute....I definitely see endless possibilities here. Think of it:

We Are The Fallen

Carly Smithson: "vocals"

Sanjaya Malakar: "faux hawk, "vocals"

Megan Corkrey: "caw caw's, "vocals"

Tatyana Del Toro: " ~banshee wailing &;squealing~"

Anybody else have any suggestions? This could go on &; on...I love it :-)

Moxie
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 6:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

unravel- I absolutely adore that chop!!

yesiam
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 7:16 AM Reply with quote

Planty fails again! Hooray!

Seriously though, is this her 6th pathetic failure, or 7th? I've honestly lost track.

rraws
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 7:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

buwhahahahaha....the fail whale strikes again

Weenrocks
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 9:50 AM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

We should patent, copyright, and/or get the web rights to the name We Are The Fallen just to fuck with her.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 10:22 AM Reply with quote
Oh, hamburgers! Location: Hag Supastar!

In the wise, wise words of Nelson from The Simpsons

"HA HA" *finger point*

tonimarie
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 11:08 AM Reply with quote
Location: Drinking Timmeh Kool-Aid

Their website is being run by crosseyed limping monkeys. Their DNS is set up such that it REQUIRES the www to visit the website. ie: http://wearethefallen.com simply doesn't work. http://www.wearethefallen.com works.

Why? Complete lack of understanding of the habits of the internet user or total apathy. I can't be bothered to type the www myself.

elunodir
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 12:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Fromunda cheese factory

THAR SHE BLOWS!

Smartie
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 12:48 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

NO R U FAT

LOSER

darwin1981ph
Posted: 6/23/2009 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

Was she cursed by an old wicked witch named "Simon Cowell"?

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