Kellie Pickler Dating Kid Rock?

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 5:00 PM EDT
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It's a white trash match made in heaven! Kellie Pickler is rumored to be dating Kid Rock. The Globe reported, "The romance between Kellie and Kid has been the worst-kept secret in Nashville." The two met during a USO tour last year. We like Kellie, but if this is true, please, use protection you two. We don't need the world's stupidest kid being born because of this.

jazzilicious
Posted: 6/25/2009 at 5:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: living in the land of the mitten

Oh. Wow. Creepy! I hope this isn't true...

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 6/25/2009 at 5:14 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Now they can buy that double wide... TOGETHER.

Smartie
Posted: 6/25/2009 at 5:40 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Just imagine how classy their wedding trailer would look like...

burptide
Posted: 6/25/2009 at 6:50 PM Reply with quote

I am losing IQ points just by reading this, and I don't have many to spare.

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 6/25/2009 at 9:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Fuck, just imagine the class and sophistication of the wedding.

chikkijaxun
Posted: 6/26/2009 at 12:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

Kid Rock just got a new dishwasher!

Firefly44
Posted: 6/26/2009 at 4:38 AM Reply with quote

This is 100% NOT TRUE. I live in Nashville. Kellie has been dating a local singer/songwriter for about 1.5 - 2 yrs.

milkdud
Posted: 6/26/2009 at 4:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: great wall of china

Yep, here's his twitter:

https://twitter.com/kylecjacobs

Gotta love the tabloids, though!

FenderBender
Posted: 6/26/2009 at 6:29 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

That'd be a great entry for Conan O'Brien's WHAT IF THEY MATED skit.

Myndrunner
Posted: 6/26/2009 at 7:44 AM Reply with quote
ass

Good idea, FenderBender....let's see what they would look like.....

Ok, here is a great photo of Kellie and....well, the only good pic I could get of Kid Rock was a mug shot, go figure....

And if they mated....

WOW! That's um.......WOW!

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