Oh HELL No Part 2... Michael Castro Advances to the Next Round

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, June 27, 2009 at 5:30 AM EDT
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Beasty Cash-Ho's money hungry family is back, and like cockroaches, they just don't die. Michael Castro tried out at the Dallas American Idol 9 auditions and he made it to the next round. Hopefully this is just so the producers can fuck with him and not let him through to Hollywood.

Jamar Rogers AND Michael Castro advancing? Idol may be trying to kill off their own show this year through douchebaggery. Could be interesting.

Lambert FTW
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 5:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjayaland

what the fuck!

this season might be worse than season eight!

rraws
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 6:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

beasty HUUUUUNNNNNGGGGRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!

yesiam
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 8:43 AM Reply with quote

He's always seemed like an egotistical douche bag who just wants to be famous...he's the up and coming teeny bopper vote! He must be destroyed!

azurebird
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 9:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Funnystone,

They've already killed off their show. It's just a slow painful death. And we're caught in the middle listening and watching these plant-shitty performers.

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 10:19 AM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Very little about AI can surprise me any more.

CUNextTuesday
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 10:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: freakville

I hope they both make it. Having someone to hate is fun, and I haven't had a super strong hate on for anyone since Blake Lewis. I mean, I hate Danny Gokey, but I haven't had that real burning hate since Blake. I could see really hating Michael Castro, and Jamar is one of the most off-putting people I've seen on TV since... Danny Gokey.

Pinkpride
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 2:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: In your room, plotting your demise.

Why does Michael even bother? I mean, the dude tried out for season 8 auditions and failed miserably since he didn't even make it through Hollywood Week. What is it with these failed contestant's brothers or buddies trying out for Idol? (Danny's an exception).

Personally, I never had anything against Jason, but his brother's an attention whore like Adam and he can't sing worth shit. Jamar doesn't have that great of a voice either, but if him getting through means some glimpses of that sexy hunk Gokey then I'm all for it :)

Idol should really give up, though. Half of its viewers won't be watching next year as it is...

Oh yeah, and Adam's epic fail = a gift basket for VFTW. Chimp Allen's the fly stuck in the Idol honey jar now. His career will crash through the ceiling like a drunken elephant and, like a terminal illness, there's no stopping it.

Dr Sick
Posted: 6/27/2009 at 9:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Forest Lawn

Fantastic. I missed the hottie from last season's show. Bring him back and make him sing shirtless. Just stop with the stupid hair color streak.

AmericanFraudol
Posted: 6/28/2009 at 7:42 AM Reply with quote

Well obviously, TPTB cut him from season 8 with the promise of making it thru Hollywood week in season 9. He just had to show up in Dallas to make it all look legit. Bet they told Jamar the same thing. Remember how devasted ppl were when Jamar and Michael were cut? TPTB sure remember. These two teeny-bopper magnets never stood a chance in season 8, and TPTB knew this and made sure to cut them early enough for them to be able to "try out" again in season 9.

Craptastic
Posted: 6/28/2009 at 10:15 AM Reply with quote

"...if him getting through means some glimpses of that sexy hunk Gokey then I'm all for it"

AHA! I get it now. You're a pretty good troll, Pinkpride, but this one exposes you. No one could say that and mean it, not even you. It was a good run, but the jig's up.

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