Jordin Sparks Pictures - Shadows Don't Lie

Posted by againstallodds on Friday, July 03, 2009 at 11:26 AM EDT
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Promo photos for Jorbacca's upcoming album Battlefield have surfaced online. You might be tempted to think Jordin looks great in them, but they're ridiculously photoshopped of course. The Wookie barely fits within camera range of a normal lens. But even with the expensive photoshopping done, the shadow in the second picture gives away the she-hulk's true form.


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reggiethegeek
Posted: 7/3/2009 at 12:06 PM Reply with quote
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She needs orthapedic shoes.
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Myndrunner
Posted: 7/3/2009 at 6:06 PM Reply with quote
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I heard they are canceling the food chain......*pouts*

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PatPatPatPat
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 4:41 AM Reply with quote
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I love this website and, for the most part, I think it's pretty funny. But fat jokes? Really? I thought the people that ran this site were smarter and more creative than that.

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o_o
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 5:18 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Joined: March 2007 Location: Canada

^ is secretly a fat bitch.
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melismaqueen
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 5:51 AM Reply with quote
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Waaah. Fatty's gonna cry.
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batmancrtny
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 6:28 AM Reply with quote
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They wouldn't be making fat jokes if they would stop photoshopping her photos.

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Ja Mere KuN Daghar
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 6:44 AM Reply with quote
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Is she doing the Elaine Dance from Seinfeld?
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Dr Sick
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 8:10 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2009 Location: Forest Lawn

I love it. Dave and the fans can rake a person over the coals and call them every name in the book. But don't cross that line with Fat Jokes! Only you know if that dress makes your butt look bigger...NOT...everyone knows you have a FAT ASS!
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 9:03 AM Reply with quote
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They wouldn't be making fat jokes if they would stop photoshopping her photos.

I think they would still be making fat jokes. I know I still would be.
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Lambert FTW
Posted: 7/4/2009 at 4:21 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2009 Location: Sanjayaland

Myndrunner: awesome job!

anyway this is pitiful. they should be a bit more careful when photoshopping the fuck out of jordin.
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