Danny Gokey Fans Want to Kill Us With Kindness (And Bad Spelling)

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, July 05, 2009 at 12:06 PM EDT
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Poor disilusioned Danny Gokey fans (we know, some people are really stupid) have had enough of everyone in the world talking bad about Danny. Instead of realizing that when a majority of people think something it might be true, the Gokey fans are starting a campaign to go around the internet and post nice things about Danny the douche where negativity is being spread. So far, none of them have come to the biggest site that ridicules Gokey (aka here). But as always, it gives us plenty of comments to laugh about.

Let the cry go out! We can't take this anymore. WE ARE GOKEY! (rawr). Who shall we spam first?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T ALOOW IT I WAS MEMBE RTHERE UNTIL THEY STARTED THIS H8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ALOW IS PLZ!!!! PLZ WE CAN'T ALLLOW DANNY'S NAME 2 B USED SO BADLY LIKE THIS... PLZ SRY IM LIKE...CRYING.....

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT. NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT! HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR GOKEY

So apparently Danny Gokey is a douche and his fans are morons. Wait, that's not news.

Smartie
Posted: 7/5/2009 at 12:22 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Sailor Gokey? How much crack are these losers smoking?

I love tard tears.

sum1
Posted: 7/5/2009 at 1:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

I like the second one. Since there is absolutely no fantarding "aloowed," they have no choice but to remain on scaryboards and can use as many exclamation points as they want.

I also like the fact that it's practically a tard meltdown. Those are funny, man. REAL funny.

rraws
Posted: 7/5/2009 at 1:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

that sailor moon one was too much hahahaha

magnacarta
Posted: 7/5/2009 at 4:10 PM Reply with quote
Location: Land of the Molson beer

Sorry to break your fun, but ontd_ai was probably behind that comment. They've been trolling the site for the lulz way before you found it.

ThePieMan
Posted: 7/5/2009 at 6:17 PM Reply with quote
Dazalicious Location: Somewhere in CI7's waiting land...

This has ruined Sailor Moon for me forever.

SPOON
Posted: 7/6/2009 at 7:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: Location: Location:

It may not be news, but it's always fun to poke at a tard.  Laugh

rebelyell
Posted: 7/6/2009 at 8:55 AM Reply with quote

EPIC VFTW FAIL

http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_ai/948050.html?page=1#comments

disilusioned wtf fail again

Tinnerz
Posted: 7/6/2009 at 10:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

Definitely comments from the AI ONTD offshoot. However, good job to them because they're not that far off from what actual Gokey fans would say.

idontpaintmynails
Posted: 7/6/2009 at 11:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: in the streets

I knew pink ride would comment. Hahaha. Whatever you say sucker!

idontpaintmynails
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 12:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: in the streets

Hey look what I found! Danny Gokey tweeted them. He must be so proud.

http://twitpic.com/9ipc8

http://img403.yfrog.com/i/n5p.jpg/

He destroyed the heart sign.

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